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Today mom told me she was so sick when she was pregnant w/ me that she only ate Cheetos & I think that explains a lot about me as a person
really regretting not doing the “i hope she plays hot to go!” trend today because the surgeon quite literally did have chappel roan playing in the operating room
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if there are any haters praying on my downfall can u please stop for a quick sec (my car has broken down two weeks in a row)
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we went to the movies tonight and we were behind an old lady in line who was asking the cashier to tell her what movie she should see… she rejected all the options and the cashier was like “well… you could see venom” and the old lady just said “i’m 78 years old”
fyi i picked up the phone for a narrative survey for once and they were asking questions about support for harm reductions services and a rental registry! so if you have time when they call maybe say you support them💖💖💖
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do u ever feel… like a small number of inactive health records… drifting thru the wind… wanting to start again…
A small number of inactive health records blown away by strong winds #peigovnewsrelease princeedwardisland.ca/en/new…
being in a class with 18 year olds is crazy… yesterday one of them started playing creep by radiohead on his phone and asked me “you ever heard of this song?”
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worse, my high school history teacher was a zionist
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if your parents have normal reading material in the bathroom this is your sign to count your blessings!
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my mom is an artist and she’ll send me a selfie and title it like an art piece, it fucking sends me
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i haven’t actually said anything about my life on here in months soooo i’m bartending again and i started taking testosterone AND carpentry school in september, okay i think that’s it!
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someone off the cruise ships just got huffy with me when i told her the moonlight bazaar doesn’t start until after the cruise leaves… bestie it’s called the MOONLIGHT bazaar
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studying carpentry is just being in a classroom full of that guy who never remembered to bring a pencil to school and always asked to borrow yours
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