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itna sochega toh jiyega kab? (he/him, 26)

Mumbai, India
Joined October 2016
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I worry for the sun, yes, I worry for the snow I worry I'll die young while I worry I'll grow old
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kya chutiya janta hai desh ki hindu festival bolke chinese invention se celebration kar rahe hai
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One of my favorite human traits is when someone sees the moon and immediately feels the need to tell someone else to go look at it.
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can people start throwing house parties? I'm yearning for an organic connection wherein we strike up a conversation while we're both tipsy and sit in the balcony to have a very deep conversation w slightly flirtatious tone and share a cigarette?
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a cigarette outside the function is how you find out what’s actually happening inside the function.
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.....uh I love whatever is wrong w you
idk whats wrong with me
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If you’re 24-27, you’re at the peak. Slay and take no prisoners. Please don’t focus on career and long term partnerships. Focus on what truly matters: substance abuse and having fun.
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i dislike Nakul Dhull, but he said one thing very right about BJP/RSS: "ye log na angrezo se lade, na mughalo se lade, na pakistaniyo se lade, jab bhi lade hindustaniyo se hi lade".
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and they never woke up
Wake me up when the protest ends and Gyanesh Kumar resigns
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“i am not a BJP supporter, but i don’t see any…”
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jis bhagwan ne surya kant ko chief justice bana diya usne mere liye bhi kucch socha hi hoga
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i crave a hangout like this so bad
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tell me about your day while I softly kiss your neck
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Make it happen 🙏🏻
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bhadwa giri kari Gyanesh ne protest kar rahe hai students YE BJP KYU GHUS RAHI HAI GAAND MASTI KARNE
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electrocuted tree branch falling around me elevator door collapsing on the inside choked on food while high fell from terrace water tank onto the terrace forgotten a few more but yeah
fuck ex count, body count, i wanna know ur near-death experience count
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i think i love campus life
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We are slowly removing coincidence out of our lives. We don't pick a restaurant before even checking the ratings. We don't hear music before the algorithm ever predicts we'll like it. We don't even take a route before maps removes the wrong turn. Barely meet someone even before checking their profile. And none of that is necessarily bad. But that's what makes it interesting because every tool nowadays removes every tiny bit of uncertainty, but uncertainty is where a lot of your favorite memories came from. The place you found by accident, the friend you met because the plans changed. The street you weren't supposed to be on that ended up having the best restaurant you've ever been to. We've optimized our life so well to the point where nothing unexpected ever has room to even happen and a life with no accidents is easier to manage, but it's just harder to remember.
an unpopular opinion that would put you in this situation.
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I love hostel Life 3 log humesha kisi ek ke room me pade hai koi aur kisi aur ke room me so raha hai koi room se sad gaane sunayi de rahe hai toh kahi party ho rahi hai corridor me launde cricket khel rahe hai ek humesha balti leke jaate hua dikhta hai
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me masturbo el cerebro y eyaculo sabiduria
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