The internet is an endless circle of people flip-flopping back and forth about whether it's Anthropic or OpenAI that's cooked.

A little concerned that Muse just popped up real quick to let me know something it said five days ago was wrong. 😬

I think I made a mistake in having a twitter account per product instead of one for the business and this one to shitpost on. I’m just one dude.

When you're sick and the paper keeps sticking to your cough drops, but you don't care about a little extra fiber because you need them.

I like how the internet is answering important questions, like, what if Malfoid was goth and Potter was an Asian girl with short hair?

I was trying to be the world's laziest person and have Grok Bot order groceries from Safeway, but I think either they have bot detection on their website or their website is kind of bad. Both, probably.

Reason #6 of why this whole Malfoid phenomenon is great is that you can talk about her and Harry visiting her womb of requirement.

Sometimes, when one of the cat has a sick stomach, I have to remind it that it would probably feel queasy less often if it would stop drinking water out of its dookey paws and drink water like a normal cat.

One of the primary reasons why I will continue to hire licensed plumbers for work instead of doing it myself is that this current job requires taking a reciprocating saw through some gas piping and I'm pretty keen on not exploding and having my house catch fire.

Had muse find me an air mattress to deal with an infuriating situation at our hotel while we ate dinner instead of sitting there on my phone and brooding while looking through local store websites.

I heard “Bussin” for the first time today, and was unaware that there is an entire genre of fartcore music.

Super amused that Muse still calls them tweets.

Great! Now we can stop paying for silly things such as: checks notes medical care, and teaching our children to read.

Conversely, eyewitness reports are notoriously unreliable, and that’s assuming that the witness isn’t lying on purpose.

I'm still trying to decide how I feel about Muse. I tried to get it to file my Siri claim, but that site is so full of captchas that I ended up just doing half of it myself anyway. On one hand, it's very much open claw-shaped with very cheap inference costs. On the other hand, it's open claw-shaped, hosted in someone else's infrastructure, which is in itself kind of scary. Part of the connector friction is my fault. Not all of my email accounts are Google- or Microsoft-backed, and my local organization system is Markdown files and not Notion.

Weird thing to say, but the latest Zoom update is actually really good.

On one hand, it's pretty unpleasant to wake up to your carbon monoxide detector screaming its end-of-life siren. On the other hand, that's much more preferable than your house actively trying to kill you, and it's going off for real.

I do appreciate it when people can still laugh at a playful ribbing at their expense.