UM chicks

The amount of going out options I have this weekend is almost overwhelming

Halloween this weekend ?? Best holiday 👻

Driving on I-95 in Miami always feels like a fever dream

Great day to be a Miami fan. #1 in the country Canes 🔛🔝

What if instead of all going back to classes today we instead don’t go to classes & all just hangout in Miami

Any advice ?? 🫠

1 more sleep til fall break 😴🥳

Unfortunately I can never remember people’s names but I can remember exactly how Ik them & my thoughts and feelings abt them

Why has the WiFi been going so slow this week ?? I don’t need this rn

Surely the girl complaining about her one hour class twice a week isn’t the same girl that used to have a 9 am on Fridays after going out on a Thursday (it’s me, I’m the girl)

Can’t wait to see all your dilfs this weekend ;)

Who else is already obsessed w the new season of DWTS ??

Nonchalant Wednesday is dangerous bc wdym I can drink wine in a matching sweat set w my girls

Need it to be gameday again already

Hoping for another easy win on Thursday 🥱

HAPPY GAMEDAY CHICKS (why are we putting games on fridays)

THREE DAYS TIL FOOTBALL SEASON

If I look like I’m seeing ghosts while I’m walking around campus I promise it’s just me trying to avoid stepping on a lizard I swear they want me to kill them

How many will you get this weekend ??

So when is someone gonna invent teleportation