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Father of two, Husband of One, Zero Skill but 100% me. Beach Volleyball Enthusiast.

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Joined March 2012
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I’m so sick of reading headlines like this…. Worse part is, I don’t know how I feel about it. Are they that bad? 😂
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J.Jennings & Two Mid Draft Picks to @Colts J. Taylor to @Vikings. Upgrade OBJ. Could this be a play? #skol
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Bellwright is too much fun. I wish I could just play it all day. Lol
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I’m saying yes.
Is Josh Allen the Dan Marino of this generation?
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This hurts every time I see this. One day?
Replying to @PatSieps
Superbowl or nothing.
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I’m feeling better, but still not confident enough.
I’m feeling better about the #Vikings offense after that 4th quarter performance from #KylerMurray. How are y’all feelin? #Skol I think Hockenson is @K1’s new Trey McBride…. And I have NO PROBLEM with that.
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So I’m slightly addicted to @BellwrightGame. The combat kind of sucks but also is super fun. The voice acting is soooooooo bad. Clearly AI voices, but I highly recommend it. #gaming
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Umbra Nihilo retweeted
How often was each QB pressured in Week 4 and how many of their throws were off‑target? Data: @FantasyPtsData, Week 4 only
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wtf is going on here…..
They were scissoring on the Jumbotron at a WNBA game 😭
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Going to be sad, sad when Flo leaves Minnesota #Vikings. #skol #forever
Fewest offensive touchdowns scored against undefeated teams Vikings 4 49ers 6 Chiefs 7 Defense wins championships
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Umbra Nihilo retweeted
Fewest offensive touchdowns scored against undefeated teams Vikings 4 49ers 6 Chiefs 7 Defense wins championships
Fewest offensive touchdowns scored among undefeated teams Vikings 6 Chiefs 14 49ers 16
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Is it me, or is Murray Trash?
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Cook is head Chef 🧑‍🍳! @BuffaloBills better call @GordonRamsay there is a new boss in the culinary arts.
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Umbra Nihilo retweeted
Netflix announcer accidentally called a 49ers wide receiver wearing no. 7 "Daejon" 😭😭😭
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Is this the world we live in now?
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Umbra Nihilo retweeted
Mayor of Charlotte, NC asks that we not post about this lady murdered on a Charlotte train by a repeat offender with 14 prior arrests I say in Iryna’s memory please share and make this go viral! We will never forgot her ever
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