Software Engineer / Infrastructure @Microsoft AKS ⎈ #kubernetes #golang #containers, #Space fanatic, #discgolf player

Boulder, CO
Joined September 2008
Hey @nikitabier, what’s up with the x crypto scams filling my notifications today?! Shut that crap down. Thanks.
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I usually just go by Tucker at msft cause I was once in a meeting with 4 different Matt’s.
we have so many matts at cloudflare this is what half your meeting invites look like
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In the last month, my roommates @eightsleep has uploaded 15GB of data, somehow also downloaded 2GB. Seriously stop. You are a mattress. People do have network limits.
Hey @eightsleep, my roommate loves your product so you’re doing something right but can you please stop uploading a half gig of data every day? You are a bed topper, not a file server. Thanks.
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It’s been a bit, so why not a #kubernetes tip of the day - startupProbes are great but make sure you give them enough time for your container to start. Be generous cause your container is probably slow.
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You are required to tell your dog they are a good dog and give them the biggest hug and a treat, don’t forget the treat. May Bear dog get endless treats and actually catch those squirrels. RIP
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Matt Tucker retweeted
We just got $1,000,000 in credit on Azure to support the growth of T3 Chat. Hard to put into words how huge this is for us.
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Can I take a moment to complain that “endpoints” is the only plural #kubernetes resource? How am I supposed to refer to multiple of them?! “Multiple endpoints objects” or “endpointses”?!
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Yo @LogitechG , you might want to check the link to the a50 getting started guide… currently 404s. I’m all for leaving manuals out of boxes, but ffs make sure the QR code works maybe? logitechg.com/support/A50
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Arc Raiders is a pretty solid game. Got knocked down by somebody and he died to a tick while I was watching. Wish I had OBS setup, cause I’ll never repeat that. I can only imagine the person who walks in next to find 4 unlooted bodies and a stupid spider running around.
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Imagine a universe where 128 GB actually meant 128 GB. We don’t live there. We live in the cursed GB/GiB timeline, where numbers are fiction and your RAM gaslights you.
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Interested in joining the awesome AKS #Kubernetes Infrastructure team? We’re hiring multiple Principal software engineering roles! Apply today! jobs.careers.microsoft.com/g…
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Hey @eightsleep, my roommate loves your product so you’re doing something right but can you please stop uploading a half gig of data every day? You are a bed topper, not a file server. Thanks.
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Your validating or mutating webhook should not validate or mutate itself, otherwise you can end up not being able to update your webhook cause your webhook is rejecting itself. Doh. #kubernetes
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It’s been a bit, but time for a #kubernetes tip of the day. If you’ve had a deployment around for a while (since before v1.9), you probably want to go check the revisionHistoryLimit as the default used to be 2^31-1 and you really don’t want that many replicasets lying around.
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After months of waiting I finally got my @Chessnutech2022 Move and I gotta say this thing is janky. Would not recommend right now. Hardware is ok, but feels cheap and software is horrendous. Already replaced one base, charging mat seems flaky and the UI of the app is just bad.
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And seriously, the first action in the manual, the literal first thing you need to do… “Press and hold” is missing the f-ing P… if that shows anything about the Q/A that happened here.
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Siri is so broken. “Outside lights on” works fine. “Outside lights off” responds with “I’m sorry you can’t turn off a scene.” Seriously how is this so broken. You just turned on the scene, turn it off. Ffs.
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To make it all worse, I can literally go into apple home and turn off the scene and all outside lights do indeed go off. Like seriously what year is it?! How does this not work?
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Three gaming PCs on the kitchen countertop. Overkill, yes. Worth it to introduce lan gaming to the new generation?! Absolutely yes.
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