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Ade

@ultearsimp

asbun, humor, cerita fiksi

 Tangerang, Indonesia
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Joined March 2021
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psikolog gw kemarin bilang; “klu pasangan mu bilang -aku beneran cinta kmu- sebelum kmu percaya, pastikan dlu yg berbicata itu beneran cinta atau attachment trauma dia doang. cinta itu tdk bsa diukur sebatas dari gaya ciuman dia, tangisan dia yg tiba2, atau kebiasaan dia chat bertubi2. cinta itu ditunjukkan dari pattern prilaku yg dia berikan dan usaha dia mempertahankan hubungan. org yg beneran cinta, tdk akan mudah mngucap putus cinta!”
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」@aeridactyllSep 20
“Giselle and winter are Buddhist, Karina is Christian and ningning is ningning”
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Single is fun, sampe kamu nemu vidio kucing lucu ga tau di forward ke siapa.
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mimpi basah homo indo versi gw: 1. org2 pd paham kalo sexual role cm urusan kasur 2. gay relationships are NOT just for fun 3. "boti" bukan hinaan 4. ga diskriminatif ke trans people 5. melek SOGIESC & sex ed 6. bebas jatuh cinta dan dicintai tanpa hrs takut atau ngerasa berbeda
Lucky Vicky (@vickyluckyjang) profile pictureLucky Vicky
@vickyluckyjangAug 29
Mimpi basah homo indo : 1. Finansial stabil (bukan kaya) 2. Dapat calon yg se visi (ini penting bgt) 3. Nabung buat pindah dan beli rumah di bali buat tinggal dan menua bareng 4. Bareng2 ngejalanin sisa hidup supaya happy ending Sesimpel itu doang mimpi basahnya
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oomf stole my tweet and we both flopped
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just fell for a sexy AI guy on twitter xitter.cf/lporiginalg/status/203…
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Sibuk ngurusin LGBT sampai kena gocek lagi ya rakyat Indo wkwkwk. Mampus lu, polisi udah bisa jabatin posisi sipil. Bakal banyak rakyat sipil mati konyol karena orang yang pendidikannya JELEK duduki jabatan sipil !!
tempo.co (@tempodotco) profile picturetempo.co
@tempodotcoJun 9
DPR Sahkan RUU Polri jadi Undang-undang
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aespa's Giselle when asked to give an advice to a gay person who's not out yet: "I would say follow your intuition, don't force anything. Don't ever hate yourself or feel wrong, cause we love any kind of sexuality, you're not wrong, and very loved."
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xua@elseferanMay 28
a man moaning when he's about to cum is so cute
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gay beauty standards will just wake you up.
Tori_ (@Toribabieegirl) profile pictureTori_
@ToribabieegirlMay 20
I wanna get addicted to getting up early, hitting the gym, and eating healthy like y’all, what’s the secret??
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WTS! Tiket The Weeknd Jakarta CAT 5 - DAY 2 : 3 Tix side by side DM for further details yaaa serious buyers only! #zonauang #zonareceh
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다 조로처럼 만들어버려야함
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Outfit check
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@buffysApr 14
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Bodycount2 itu maaf pisan ya... norak🙏 😭., i know u guys looking for some validation or feel wanted at Songkran. But this is like feels wanted on the Flash Sale. Maaf pisan 😭🙏🙏
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t.o.@THE0BRATApr 12
a facecard can save a bodycard but a bodycard can never save a facecard
mathy 🦖 (@mathioverse) profile picturemathy 🦖@mathioverseApr 12
Vous préférez facecard ou bodycard?
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the way he ended me
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@bobussyyApr 1
Kylie watching call me by your name 😭
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseApr 1
Kylie Jenner names ‘CALL ME BY YOUR NAME’ and the ‘DUNE’ saga as her favourite Timothée Chalamet films.
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rules number 1: jangan terlalu menganggap serius apapun yg ada di X
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Jangan pernah libatkan sex semasa pacaran. Knp dating zaman now/manusia modern terasa sulit dan membingungkan? Ya karna melibatkan sex. Sex itu adalah tahap paling akhir yg hanya boleh dilakukan ketika sudah berkomitmen. Ingat sex itu sacred energy exchange. Bisa kebayang dong spt apa pertukaran energinya kalau berhubungan seks dgn org yg tdk jelas. Org yg sering ngesex sana sini secara sembarang, akan semakin sulit menemukan cinta. Feeling numb istilahnya. Jadi kendalikanlah nafsu sebaik mungkin supaya dpt pasangan dgn kualitas sepadan. Bukan yg hari ini ajak berkenalan, lalu bsk pacaran, malamnya langsung booking kamar. Your body is a sacred temple, treat it well!
peony 🌸 (@thereseeemerald) profile picturepeony 🌸@thereseeemeraldMar 25
unpopular opinion about sex
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