@uklance

Aussie geek in London. Software developer, space enthusiast, father of two. Loves a new gadget or a good curry

 London, England
Joined April 2009
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My twitter feed is shite lately, how do it reset?
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At the gym where everyone does hundreds of reps of various weights yet we all go out of our way to hold the door for each other to save them from opening it
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Breaking: First image received from James Webb Telescope #SpaceX reddit.com/r/SpaceXMasterrac…
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📣 We are recognizing several prominent community members in our Gradle Fellowship program. Welcome @ysb33r @_Vampire0_ @jjustinic @uklance! 👏👏👏 See gradl.es/3jBKoB7
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Give the vaccines to Amazon & we’d all be vaccinated in 2 days
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With @netflix and @disneyplus my kids just don't get the same TV experience I had as a kid where you have to switch that crap off and go outside and play
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Religion is a culture of faith. Science is a culture of doubt.
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Superb. If only all interviewees were as brutally honest as @ronnieo147.
Andrew Bloch
@AndrewBloch10 Aug 2020
Ronnie O’Sullivan with probably the best post-match interview of any sportsman ever. Never change @ronnieo147 🚀
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Coronavirus Startup Idea: Retrofit taps, hand driers, hand sanitizer dispensers, everything with foot operated pedals
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Dear recruiters: I'm well.
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Uber Eats just surpassed Uber, for the first time
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Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂 xitter.cf/Don_Favs/status/124646…
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Kissing transmits coronavirus. So does talking, coughing, sneezing, breathing without a mask. Sexual intercourse, however, does not appear to. You're welcome.
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Every time I Google something @springframework related I end up at the @baeldung website which often solves my problem. Kudos to Bauldung (and team?) for documenting such a broad range spring of "how to" guides
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I had absolutely no intention of climbing this fence. But now it's challenging me....
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Netflix killed terrestrial TV... unless of course you want to watch celebrities you've never heard of grow their pubic hair... because that shite is alive and well
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Ms. Tree caught the Falcon fairing!!
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I think we can safely drop the ‘and Unionist’ bit from the Conservative Party’s name now.
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Just watched @ITV #cheat where they tracked a cat like an iPhone because it was "chipped". Total bollox, a cat chip is like a barcode, it's not a GPS. You'd need to plug your cat in every night to recharge it's GPS you muppets!
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#android9 just landed on my @oneplus and it's taking a while to get used to
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