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100% Pure Class. Our First Lady

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Joined July 2017
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elizabeth holmes if silicon valley was in boston
Giving the dunkin app power of attorney
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how last night felt
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i’ve liked 500 tweets in the past ten minutes
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texas….
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North and South Carolina Senate seats flipping together
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay
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this is woke one billion we're in the club sipping gluten free lean
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Pronouns in email signatures by 10am tomorrow
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IMPORT 500 MILLION PEOPLE
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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My simple hairstyle I did for submitting 2,000 illegal votes for Dr. Abdul El-Sayed earlier this month yesterday. I felt so beautiful but also ready to kidnap senior citizens in an effort to take them to incorrect polling locations and streamlined, focused.
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girl, are you neurodivergent?
you literally just refuse to listen to those of us with sense. did you have to have the blue hearts...alienating your red audience? girl, are you neurodivergent? it gets to a point...
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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The Only Way Out Is Through Thursday #TheOnlyWayOutIsThroughThursday
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girl no wonder connor wood paid her no mind he didn’t know who that was!
Jennifer Lawrence stuns for The Cut 📸: Bryce Anderson
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Passionate from miles away
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I think soulmates are made not found and They are my friends :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️Yayyy☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
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whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going.
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when billy says his job is “ummm like we do lasers” and it cuts to his “LASERS” license plate
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