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God’s son, Gooner, 1/2 of @optimizevisuals N.I.K

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Joined October 2013
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2026 is the year of N.I.K part 10
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I need to be at any form of premiere of this🍿
🚨JUST IN: Amazon producers in charge of Manchester United’s documentary “CANNOT BELIEVE THEIR LUCK” at what has unfolded, per sources. “There’s only been ONE WINNER at United this season and it’s Amazon”, per club insider.
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What a tweet😂😂😂👏👏👏
When you’ve selected all the pictures with buses but now have to do fire hydrants
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I need to see this guy lift a UCL trophy for us
Mikel Merino on whether being a super sub frustrates him: "I mean, I can't say that it's disappointing when they're saying something good about you. If I was playing, I would have, I mean, if I come as a sub, I want to do as good as I can. And if they're telling me that I'm doing a good job, it's something I take pride in. It's not easy to come off the bench, and it's not easy for players at this level that we are either World Cup winners or Euros winners, or we come from clubs that we all play regularly, to adapt to a new role and context. "But this is what football is nowadays. You can't win big trophies or be alive in every competition till the end if you don't have a very deep squad. And we all have to fulfil our roles. That doesn't mean that I'm happy with the role I have or the role my teammates have. It's about trying to do your best, whenever you have the chance of playing. And if you do your best, you're gonna have more chances to play. And then who knows, maybe you, you're a regular starter." Then asked: "And just among the guys that aren't playing regularly in the Premier League, is there that sort of determination among you to get into the Premier League team because, you know, you want to be starting matches?" "Yeah, absolutely. That's the determination that we all have as players. We are very competitive and we want to play every single game. The ones that are starting regularly want to keep playing. The ones that are on the bench, they want to come on and make the difference and start the next game. So that's massive competition that you need in a squad to push each other as teammates. And that's what we did all last season. And you could see that every player that came on the pitch did their job. And in the end, we won the Premier League because of that."
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This game has had drama🍿
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That replay was sympathy
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Decided to watch the United game and I am enjoying wow
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A wins a win
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Arsenal please😭😭
Two more months till January to bolster this attack
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Mark Goldbridge SaeedTV AbzBusquets RantsNBants LibanLDN Lyes Culture Cams Fancams, timeline scrolls and chill
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Two more months till January to bolster this attack
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I need Arteta to lock in with those attacking signings in January there’s a UCL trophy to be won
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This was actually the first time I heard him say it and I never got it till I saw his celebrations afterwards
Esto fue histórico en serio. Era (y es) un jodido esquizofrénico.
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You lot seriously don’t get endorphins seeing United like this? I need this to carry on for LIFE
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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When we lost to Brighton my head was hot the whole weekend…United have been firming this for years
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Take it again
Replying to @Arsenal
Due to a medical appointment, William Saliba was not available this afternoon.
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Such a bargain it’s crazy
You can talk all you fucking want about how much City can and can't spend, but it's not our fucking fault that we spend it better. £35m for Cherki. Anyone in the league could have signed him.
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This is so shameless😭
"It's an absolute honour." Brothers Olly and Seb Fisher are from Scotland but they are set to represent Uganda in international football. The siblings tell @skysarahjane how the opportunity came about ⬇️ 🇬🇧 Watch The UK Tonight: youtube.com/watch?v=bNjzopXU…
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My merino stocks are bullish two years later
Honestly I think the Merino signing is great business from Arsenal if he lives up to the expectation I see us dominating the league
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What a guy👏
Mikel Merino ⚽️ Martin Zubimendi 🅰️ 🎥 @DAZN_DE
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