All students know is pull an all-nighter in Marston and lie.

ChatGpt? Never heard of her. Our subject specialists with a wealth of knowledge and an in-depth understanding of nuanced subjects? That's all we know.

Yes, you can sit on the floor. No, it will not help you get an A. But floor time is important, so carry on.

Please stop falling asleep in positions that suggest we should call someone. Seriously, this is the third time this week, and we're tired.

You didn’t “lose focus.” You were just exploring different avenues (Yik Yak)

Need to disappear into the swamp for a reset? Just disappear into the Marston basement instead.

This is a gentle reminder that the 5th floor is for silence, reflection, and silently judging people who unzip bags too loudly.

Immaculate if you ask us 🤩🐊

The Gators are always learning at the Libraries 😤💪

The Library is looking a little different today! #GoGators #BeatOleMiss #SECNation – at Gainesville, FL

You should try out our free news subscriptions for students, because even though it's silly goofy, unfortunately, Yik Yak is not a reliable source...

Some of you logged into the study room booking like it was a Taylor Swift Ticketmaster presale. Respect. #FinalsWeek

We regret to inform you that whispering is still talking. Yes, even about your group project that no one did.

Marston is not “crowded,” it is a living case study in human stress responses. It's not "stinky," it has a unique musk complex, and it is not "chaotic," it's just training students to stay on their toes. Be grateful.

Sept. 15 - Oct. 15 is Hispanic Heritage Month. Stay tuned for book displays, events and more throughout the month!

It's Wellness Week here at the UF Libraries, and we have some big news... We have ALL NEW wellness technology! Yes, you heard that correctly: you can now check out fans, noise machines, breathing pals, and more with your UFID!

Take only memories. Leave only… actually, please leave the books on the empty shelf so we can reshelve them properly. xoxo uflib

If you listen carefully, you can hear it: the collective sigh of everyone realizing the assignment is due tonight.