@udupendra

can write, can quiz, can build products.

 Bangalore
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Joined April 2008
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Jailer 2 delivered exactly what I hoped for. And something I didn't hope or expect, the batti for Jailer 3.
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This Jayadev Unadkat is a dead ringer for @raj_s
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What an absolutely lovely photo of PV Sindhu celebrating Bathukamma. It's always a joy to see our sports legends look as good at something else as their sport.
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In one interschool match back in 7h std, was told by my captain, "action is very nice, please pitch it in the right place"
Thejaswi Udupa@udupendraOct 17
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What if India's Border Roads Org. (BRO) famous for their pithy slogans were put in charge of tackling climate change? What would we get? "Global Warming is Global Harming" "2 degrees extra for you is fever, 2 degrees extra for Earth is death" Add your own...
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I've never understood the cult around PG Wodehouse among older Indian readers of English. There's a laugh here and there, yes, and the writing is quirky. But I find it far less funny than they do.
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How can a cat be this regal?!
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Ian Pont Official@Ponty100mphOct 16
Every kid in the garden copied someone's run up and action. Who was the bowler you tried to copy as a youngster?
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One of the better Sanskrit metal songs music.youtube.com/watch?v=1K…

Devadevam

Rotting Christ

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Airline baggage weight limits should ideally vary based on weight of the passenger
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Bakers work on a knead to know basis.
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This @unampillai should title his memoirs Manusmriti for shits and giggles.
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"Overheard in Indiranagar" is the new "My Uber driver told me..." :P
Ritesh Banglani
@banglaniOct 15
Overheard in indiranagar: "The nice VC on your board won't write the next cheque. The asshole will."
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LMAOist@lmaoistOct 15
Warning: TUMBLE is addictive. take5games.com/tumble @dhimant Thank you. Your tetris word game inspired this. @udupendra @sumants @srinathb
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The em dash vanished from machine text because it annoyed readers, and from human text because writers kept getting mistaken for bots. Now the detector punishes the human for writing like a machine and rewards the machine for writing like a human ↓

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"Manusmriti is an ideological fantasy of some orthodox Brahmins, it is not a document of how things actually were." - D. R. Nagaraj
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Burma Burma gets criticised for only serving veg food from a cuisine that's not all veg, but the veg food they serve is tasty enough that I happily forgive them.
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Suman Kumar@sumankOct 12
Sorry, but you can't be a rebel in Delhi and the oppressor in Bangalore. That's not how this works. I am stunned at how @INCKarnataka is dropping the ball. Sir, @DKShivakumar you were protesting in Delhi today. But your police detained students in Bangalore.
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music.youtube.com/watch?v=af… Wow, the new Greta Van Fleet sounds nothing like Led Zep! Happy they finally found their own sound and that it sounds damn good.
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12 different U/Ws, big Indian cities are comfortable only in winter (Bangalore the only sortakinda outlier)
Karthik S
@karthiksOct 12
bingo. also looked at WHEN the comfy days are in each big city
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