Paused @ThisIs_Channel and came back to a cursed @matt_ansini

The presence of Machu Picchu implies the existence of Machu Pikachu and Machu Raichu

Nothing screams 'government efficiency' like having two guys do the job of one guy

But don't though

Wait so if you re-carbonated flat pop in a soda stream, is that like dividing by zero

trump saying he'll 'protect women whether they like it or not' while wearing a high-vis vest feels like the plot of a bad horror movie where he's the snail that's always trying to kill you

Everything I do, every decision I make, I try to abide by one guiding principle - How funny will this be

Happy Metric Thanksgiving

Hitting punk bottom

Tour update: I kept saying Drumhecker Alberta because it would be unladylike to say hell, but then we all gave up and now it's called Drumfucker

Fun fact, I'm the reason that Steve's Music has a rule stating that employees are not allowed to talk to customers using kazoos

Apple users be like can I get a charge I'm at 1%

Time to throw the nepo baby out with the nepo bathwater

Kinda stretching the meaning of the word 'success', @Boeing

Working on my goals

I had no idea Dave Grohl was a liar, but this speaks for itself

You know how dads in sitcoms make their kid smoke the whole pack in one sitting if they catch them with cigarettes? That's how I'm treating my internet addiction

(me defending my crippling animal crossing addiction) these are my emotional support animals

Damn, they really do sell everything. Perfect for back to school!