‘Mommy, can I be a princess?’ ‘You’re gonna be this purse and shut the hell up.’ bit.ly/2ecZYQq
Black tweets: Wow I didn’t know they had chopped cheese in ‘Barthelona’… bit.ly/2ffTbGO
This is how a coffeeshop in Amsterdam warned the basement for a police raid, when selling weed was still illegal bit.ly/2f7EB7Q
While I was out trick-or-treating with my son, there was a guy dressed in Breaking Bad attire handing out cry... bit.ly/2fC7SrC
Black tweets: a year later and he got off, s/o to her bit.ly/2eRvmIi
I work in an Operating Room and we had a face painter come into work. This is what patient see as they are co... bit.ly/2eQ62lW
My friend went as Walt Disney fresh out of the freezer. bit.ly/2ehVD1Q
