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"Euphoria" actress Hunter Schafer revealed she underwent bottom surgery last year, and shared how she feels now
justjared.com/2026/10/19/hun…
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The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
“Support and demand” is fucking crazy
Replying to @PeebsPoker
Support and demand, Thomas.
If they don’t sell they’ll drop just as any ticket in history has.
wigger woman is actually the worst archetype when you really think about it
Billie Eilish admits calling Tyler, The Creator from a bathroom stall mid date after trusting a fart that caused her to completely shit her pants
"Tyler, you're not going to believe what just happened to me and I need help so bad."
"Dude, I'm on a date, okay? I'm in the bathroom, I shit my pants, I swear to God."
"I don't know what to do though, but I'm really close to your house. Can I come by? Like a shower and some clothes."
"Wait, how did you do that, dog? I thought it was a fart and then it just kept going."
"Bro, you don't stop once you feel it? I couldn't stop. I literally couldn't stop."
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Tesla bros are among the most hilariously inept humans to ever exist, Jesus christ.
Why have I bought into the Muskonomy? This is why. At 9pm on a Friday night I got in my wife’s car to pick up her Target order. I made it one house down before the car started throwing flat tire warnings. I pulled over and sure enough. It was flat. I very slowly drove it right back into our driveway, hopped out, and filed a claim through the Tesla app with my Tesla insurance. Within minutes a tow truck was dispatched to pick the car up and take it to the nearest Tesla service center. Since they’re open Saturday’s, the car will be ready for pickup tomorrow with a repaired or new tire. On any other car this would be a nightmare. Trying to find a tire shop over Saturday and Sunday, make sure my tire is in stock, pay a towing company to come get it… it would consume the weekend. Not with my @tesla though. A few taps of the screen and all I have to do it pick it up at the end. Wow.
































