Joined July 2011
bro just going off raw instincts this is not a conscious being
Chrisean Jr eating berries 💙
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Straight tomato paste is crazy you’re gonna have 8 year olds asking to bum a prilosec
You can do this in 10 minutes flat. The kids accept it as pizza. Great progress.
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The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
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tyler retweeted
Nah one of my pals come back to this in his hotel room 😂😂😂
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im gonna believe this is about Cameron Winter
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tyler retweeted
Good morn' or evening friends
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Jameis Winston is not a good person.
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Winston fucking sucks it’s a miracle they’ve won twice with this dude bruh
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Is it just me or does he look a little Japanese
Bear Bachmeier says Notre Dame disrespected him and his family coming out of high school, so he was extra motivated to beat the Fighting Irish tonight.
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His mother is Thai apparently
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They brought out the cart for the ref 😭
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Tf going on with this halftime show lmao
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Jameis cannot move bro
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Giants boutta be 4-1-1
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“Support and demand” is fucking crazy
Replying to @PeebsPoker
Support and demand, Thomas. If they don’t sell they’ll drop just as any ticket in history has.
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wigger woman is actually the worst archetype when you really think about it
Billie Eilish admits calling Tyler, The Creator from a bathroom stall mid date after trusting a fart that caused her to completely shit her pants "Tyler, you're not going to believe what just happened to me and I need help so bad." "Dude, I'm on a date, okay? I'm in the bathroom, I shit my pants, I swear to God." "I don't know what to do though, but I'm really close to your house. Can I come by? Like a shower and some clothes." "Wait, how did you do that, dog? I thought it was a fart and then it just kept going." "Bro, you don't stop once you feel it? I couldn't stop. I literally couldn't stop."
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Tesla bros are among the most hilariously inept humans to ever exist, Jesus christ.
Why have I bought into the Muskonomy? This is why. At 9pm on a Friday night I got in my wife’s car to pick up her Target order. I made it one house down before the car started throwing flat tire warnings. I pulled over and sure enough. It was flat. I very slowly drove it right back into our driveway, hopped out, and filed a claim through the Tesla app with my Tesla insurance. Within minutes a tow truck was dispatched to pick the car up and take it to the nearest Tesla service center. Since they’re open Saturday’s, the car will be ready for pickup tomorrow with a repaired or new tire. On any other car this would be a nightmare. Trying to find a tire shop over Saturday and Sunday, make sure my tire is in stock, pay a towing company to come get it… it would consume the weekend. Not with my @tesla though. A few taps of the screen and all I have to do it pick it up at the end. Wow.
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Realising I haven’t seen an Ian Miles Cheong post on the TL in a very long time
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