tyftac 👽

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Not my female friends dressing up as male Amish men and then showing up to a bar where a family of ACTUAL Amish men are hanging out. 😭😂

Is the new cod the same bullshit as all the other cod games? 😂

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Having to spend my birthday weekend changing our entire lives & schedules just because adults can’t act like adults. & having to keep my mouth shut about it for now is a level of self control I’m still not sure I have 🙃

Like are you fkn for real, this is mine? 🥹

My boss: can you strap a trailer down? Me: no but I can sweet talk a man into doing it for me 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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77.5 hours in the last 5 days & I’m already at 11 hours for today that I’m NOT counting 🥲 I learned to drive a forklift at least 💀😂

Quick lil 7:30am to 12:30am shift 😬🥲

Paying $5+ a gallon for gas feels diabolical, so I have my husband fill my up truck for me instead. 💅🏻

92% humidity rn - I can’t breathe 😂

Y’all I’m about to be so fuckin annoying about my new truck. Some dude on the interstate not even 30 minutes after getting it stopped me in traffic to tell me how cool it was and rev his car for me 😂 it’s so pretty.

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Mama’s getting a new truck soon 😈 It’s on hold and waiting for pickup next weeeekkkkk 🤭

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Giving me attitude knowing I can weld your car doors shut is wild to me.

Girl from my town on Facebook talking bout “normalize raising kids who don’t grow up believing alcohol is a normal part of every day life”…. Girl almost got fired from her healthcare job barely 6 months ago for a DUI 🤭🥴