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Lost in the Disco Pinball Dimension. Catdad to @sandwiches_cat/@beans_kitty/@eggs_cat (and human dad too!) Lead firmware engineer @glowforge. He/him

 Pacific Northwest
msarnoff.org
Joined June 2008
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Philip K. Dick invented the rickroll in 1954.
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I’m still around! But I’m now msarnoff in blue butterfly world and extinct elephant relative land.
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Shiny round objects are irresistible to toddlers… Me: What’s in this box? My 2yr old son: Ball bearings. Me: Which one do you want? Him: EIGHT OF THEM!!!
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Just found out my sister and my best friend are having their weddings on the same day (no they are not getting married to each other) and i have no idea what to do so im just gonna get real drunk and post garbage on this dying platform
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Yeah theres the whole mastadon thing but i really dont have much of a desire to have a public social media presence anymore
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Me: what did you dream about last night? Toddler: cats… Me: awww Toddler: …in space! Me: !!!! ! !
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Just tried to pinch-to-zoom on a printed photograph. How is your day going
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My son who has barely been on this earth for two years just said “the geese on the bus go poop poop poop” and he is now on the short list for greatest human of all time
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What is happening on Reddit
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Renamed an embedded C file from .c to .cpp. Program crashed upon receiving an interrupt. Who can guess why?
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I previously was wary of C++ on microcontrollers because it bloated the binary with useless overhead, but it looks like GCC 11 is much better, and I’ve actually seen a *reduction* in code size switching from GCC 9 C to GCC 11 C++.
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That being said, I hate C++ with the fiery burning passion of a thousand suns. I would much rather write Rust macros than dealing with bonkers template metaprogramming
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My two-year-old literally asks for this video by name. He says “turn on Stephen Bahr cat’s eye marbles!” @StephenBahrRU youtu.be/tdsHJfKPQ8A
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My AirPods 2 arrived today and I have the perfect song to test them out with
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To do list, in the style of Untitled Goose Game, with crossed-off item “get the marble out of the ramune bottle.” [image created with @foone’s Death Generator]

ALT To do list, in the style of Untitled Goose Game, with crossed-off item “get the marble out of the ramune bottle.” [image created with @foone’s Death Generator]

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Wait… so Toastmasters *isn’t* a chain of grilled cheese restaurants?
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welp i made a t*kt*k account because my son loves that ridiculously fluffy cat from my last retweet and keeps saying “FLUFFY KITTY EAT GREEN BEANS”
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What is the algebraic notation for “knock all the pieces off the board” because that is the only chess opening my two-year-old knows
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