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"I'd like the $39 oil change you have posted on the sign out front and I have a coupon here for $10 off."
"Sure thing. That'll be $85.99."
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itโs not fair that listening to music loudly is bad for ur hearing itโs just not fair ..,
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I don't know who is getting paid to send out these political ads via text message, but on behalf of the entire country, fuck you.
i got drunk two days before halloween and did not get drunk yesterday- instead i went trick or treating with my friend and his nephew and it was awesome
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iโm so drunk god please help me out father who art in heaven hallowed by thy name by kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven give us this day our daily bread by forgive us we forgive those who trespass against us and lead up not into temptation but deliver us fr
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halloween will have you seeing shit youโve never seen before wdym an individually wrapped sour patch kid ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Disguised as a cow so people in cruella costumes don't take her ๐
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i hate gay halloween wdym you're conversion camp counselor rupaul
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Just had three beers at lunch and got this tab. Itโs nice being a regular































