Two Headed Dog · Oct 13, 2026 · 2:26 AM UTC

Two Headed Dog

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Two Headed Dog@twoheadeddogOct 13

I won’t tell anybody I brought my weed pen to work, but there will be signs

Two Headed Dog · Oct 11, 2026 · 2:46 PM UTC

Two Headed Dog@twoheadeddogOct 11

If ye kick every Jamaican off deh country den who gwan cook your bombaclot ackee and salt fish Donald Trump???

Two Headed Dog · Oct 10, 2026 · 1:52 AM UTC

Two Headed Dog@twoheadeddogOct 10

Sometimes when I’m at work I listen to the song from the Mr biao videos to feel like a Chinese peasant from the past merrily doing his tasks

TheEndbringer · Oct 4, 2026 · 4:18 AM UTC

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TheEndbringer@endbringer42Oct 4

Saw @timbutterly and Dillon Smith tonight in Sanford. Both killed it. And both are great dudes. After the show my wife hurt her ankle and while I was getting the car they happened to find her & stayed with her until I got back. Just stand up (pun intended) guys. Real Ass Dudes

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Two Headed Dog · Oct 2, 2026 · 9:39 PM UTC

Two Headed Dog@twoheadeddogOct 2

Can I get the fried pussy on the side of the sandwich rather than directly on top of the sandwich itself?

rock0 · Oct 2, 2026 · 2:44 PM UTC

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rock0@berlinwoodOct 2

Tim Butterly

@timbutterlyOct 2

Unbelievable turn of events in Gainesville. I have to record TBS on the go this weekend and I cannot wait to share what happened to Dillon. Perception warping stuff.

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Two Headed Dog · Oct 2, 2026 · 1:07 AM UTC

Two Headed Dog@twoheadeddogOct 2

There is a gaggle of lesbians outside the club to be me up rn. No joke.

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Two Headed Dog · Oct 2, 2026 · 12:47 AM UTC

Two Headed Dog@twoheadeddogOct 2

Eeeerrmm hey Phillies….. I think you might have forgot to play good today….. just reminding you guys… anyway uwu

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Two Headed Dog · Oct 1, 2026 · 2:34 PM UTC

Two Headed Dog@twoheadeddogOct 1

9am $18 rubbery tenders at the airport. Just in case you didn’t think I had it like that.

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Two Headed Dog · Sep 29, 2026 · 3:29 AM UTC

Two Headed Dog@twoheadeddogSep 29

Clock out of work, clock into farting up a storm everywhere I go

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Kelly · Sep 29, 2026 · 12:10 AM UTC

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Kelly

@KellypismeSep 29

A little FL run 10/1-10/3, The Sunshine State’s bout to get a little brighter 🔥💛@timbutterly is coming to your fine state , grab your tix here⬇️ eventim.us/event/comedian-ti…

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Two Headed Dog · Sep 27, 2026 · 1:40 PM UTC

Two Headed Dog@twoheadeddogSep 27

In AZ. Been calling native Americans “The Ancients” all weekend. Digging the ring of it. Prolly gonna keep it up.

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Two Headed Dog · Sep 26, 2026 · 6:16 PM UTC

Two Headed Dog@twoheadeddogSep 26

My favorite boy meets world ep is when Eric’s Asian girlfriend gets called “something bad” at the mall, then Cory calls Shawn a wop in the middle of class.

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