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Twobias

@twobiahs

Drank two white monsters and it made another. | M24

Joined November 2016
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“Face-sitting without obstructing breathing is unlikely to be prohibited.” You should be making my rent affordable. You should be providing me opportunities for my future. Instead you’re dictating whether I can record bush on my face
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•ᴗ-@evadentzOct 29
british people: what if groceries were affordable british government: NO MORE FACESITTING.
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Kezzy ➡️ SCOTIA 2027 (@KakedUpKat) profile pictureKezzy ➡️ SCOTIA 2027@KakedUpKatOct 27
Face sitting porn is now illegal in the uk
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Goddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️ (@paygoddesslilly) profile pictureGoddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️
@paygoddesslillyOct 29
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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notechii@iihcetonOct 10
This app makes me smile like none other sometimes, such a good joke buried at the bottom of the thread LOL
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bonerking (@jonnvonkin) profile picturebonerking@jonnvonkinOct 10
Replying to @Mourniing_Star @pleasenotme3 @gabefollower
mauga.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
this is true overwatch.fandom.com/wiki/Mauga
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I regret to inform you all, I am back in the UK.
Twobias (@twobiahs) profile pictureTwobias@twobiahsOct 11
Why tf do people turn off every single braincell at the airport. DONT STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY MOOOOOVE
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Why tf do people turn off every single braincell at the airport. DONT STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY MOOOOOVE
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Drinking in a Japanese dive bar because it's just too late to head home >>>
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We stumbled in here by complete accident aswell, arrived expecting a party, ended up chilling for an hour and half.
Twobias (@twobiahs) profile pictureTwobias@twobiahsOct 9
11PM, and I'm drinking cocktails in an Okinawa bar where the bartender is playing opera with records and art all over the walls. Spectacular.
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11PM, and I'm drinking cocktails in an Okinawa bar where the bartender is playing opera with records and art all over the walls. Spectacular.
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I'm Uni :3 (@unicouniuni3) profile pictureI'm Uni :3
@unicouniuni3Oct 7
Am I scary?
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lilium🦄@pukeirlOct 7
imagine dating someone and it works out and you two are together for the rest of your lives.
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Saw my goat at the Pokémon Center today
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And don't get me started on big areolas. Big areolas are also just as much or a beautiful gift and I quite frankly think the propaganda against them is possibly one of the dumbest campaigns in history
A͓̽s͓̽h͓̽l͓̽e͓̽y͓̽ (@arxonbby) profile pictureA͓̽s͓̽h͓̽l͓̽e͓̽y͓̽@arxonbbySep 18
Visible boob veins are one of the most beautiful gifts in this cruel wretched world and I refuse to cooperate with the propaganda that's trying to say otherwise
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quin ✩ ₊˚@qviniOct 5
whoever created the season 5 mei skin needs the sloppiest ass eating of all time. she’s SO beautiful
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Oomf help I've drank 4 of the Japanese horse penis shots and I'm seeing colours
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