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If you settle for less, dont expect greatness.

Joined March 2014
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Heyyyyy everybody....look what I found lol 😂😏
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Hey LeBron, you could try college out....in Chadron....
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Heisman trophy winners- USA-75 POR-0 Super Bowl champions- USA-48 POR-0 World Series champions- USA-100 POR-0 Stanley Cup Wins USA-45 POR-0
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“@TylerFear @tmartenson46 http://t.co/xgGjT4UoAa”
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Whenever you hit that game winning shot in Beer Pong: http://t.co/YcTNIshqy5"
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The Rumbles....what the hell?
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Matt Bonner has more rings than LeBron, therefore Bonner > LeBron. #WhiteBballSuccess
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Knock-knock
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The Spurs are too much for the Heat. #sadbuttrue
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The only difference between River Monsters and all the other monster shows is that Jeremy Wade actually gets results.
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Commence the sexiness in 3...2...error. Well shit, looks like I am gonna be ugly today 😔
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Unfortunately working at a golf course doesn't make you good at golf 😔
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Never under estimate the power of the beard... #teamnoshave
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My senior quote should have been "sometimes you gotta live mas"
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Having to shampoo my beard>>>
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