Proud Member of the American Baathist movement.

Joined January 2021
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I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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If i overdose on gas station boner pills DO NOT NARCAN ME 🗣🗣🗣
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taking 8 adderall and jerking off for 6 hours
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MN College Hockey Teams Ranked 1: UMD 2: St. Thomas 3: St. Cloud 4: Bemidji 5: Mankato 6: Augsburg 7: Minnesota Morris 8: St. Thomas ACHA 9: Blaine Squirt C 10: Minnesota Gophers
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National Party of Canada
@CanadianNatiOct 11
Certified banger. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Conservatives calling Pope Leo XIV, who is against abortion, surrogacy, gender ideology, euthanasia, and everything else that's immoral, a liberal simply for opposing the death penalty is so funny, especially when their "conservative" idol, Trump, literally supports abortion.
The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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Like those who opposed JFK in 1960 because he was Catholic… Like those who opposed Obama in 2008 because he was Black… Republicans today are attacking Abdul El-Sayed because he is Muslim. Don’t let bigotry win. Fight back!
Sen. John Kennedy says that AIPAC is only spending on Mike Rogers behalf in Michigan because Abdul El-Sayed “sleeps in a Bin Laden jersey.” Abdul El-Sayed has never said anything in support of Osama Bin Laden. He’s just Muslim.
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Jesus supporting the death penalty because he himself was put to death is the kind of shitposting to which I aspire
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POV: You told a rude Québécois kid who gave you grief for daring to speak English that fries are better with ketchup than as poutine, so now he's folk-dancing to defend the village's honour.
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The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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My Statement on the Third Anniversary of October 7th Three years ago today, Hamas murdered some 1,200 people in Israel, the vast majority of them civilians, committed horrific atrocities, and dragged 251 hostages into captivity. The attack against Israelis on October 7th was a horrific act of terrorism. Hamas murdered Israelis in cold blood at a music festival and in their kibbutzim. The deliberate killing of innocent people is never resistance. It is a crime against humanity. It is a war crime. Like any country facing a terrorist attack, Israel had the right to defend itself and go after Hamas. Tragically, the Netanyahu government in Israel did not wage a war against Hamas alone. It waged a genocide against the Palestinian people in Gaza. More than 74,000 Palestinians have been killed, most of them women, children and the elderly, and more than 175,000 have been wounded. Gaza's homes, hospitals, schools and water systems have been reduced to rubble. Instead of continuing to provide military aid to the extremist government of Israel, the United States should be doing everything possible to provide and support humanitarian aid to the desperate people in Gaza and bring peace and justice to the region. The way to honor every person lost over these three years is to end the bloodshed: No more American weapons for the extremist Israeli government, a real and enforced ceasefire, full access to humanitarian aid, reconstruction by and for Palestinians, and a genuine path to a Palestinian state alongside a secure Israel. On this solemn day, we must come together to demand a lasting peace.
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yes im catholic yes im celibate yes im horny we exist and it’s awful
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Oh fuck he’s posting in Latin on Twitter. Were so back.
Hac intellegentiae artificialis aetate, urgens fit humanam artem ab iis distinguere, quae machinis efficiuntur. Ars enim et ea, quae machina ex innumeris alienis imaginibus statisticae ope computationis generare potest, ontologice, prius etiam quam aesthetice, inter se differunt. Algorithmis humani deest favilla. Quapropter Ecclesia cum artificibus et humani cultus institutis foedus renovare cupit: foedus scilicet ad humanum custodiendum.
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Schmitt: Do you believe that a 7 nation army couldn’t hold you back? Jack Smith : That is Jack White
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Guys, is it antisemitic to love Jews?
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Jesse Singal
@jessesingalSep 30
[SCHMITT]: "Why are you and your wife harboring Chinese spies?" [SMITH]: "We aren't." [SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.” shows text bubble: <‘Do you mind picking up the chinese on your way home?’>
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No one wants to be accused of going to an Atlanta Hawks game
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[SCHMITT]: "How much involvement did you have in planning 9-11?" [SMITH]: "None." [SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.” shows text bubble: <‘I can’t wait to see the jets kill the patriots’> [SMITH]: "Yes, that was about a football game the next Sunday…”
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This afternoon in a senate office. Angry Staffer: You told me he went to a Hawks game. Chat GPT: My search indicated he went to a Hawks game. AS: No, he went to a Hawkeyes game. Chat GPT: You are right. I should have caught that earlier. Thank you for pointing that out.
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. Watch the whole thing:
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Not sure how to talk to #women so I’m practicing #ballsecurity
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