⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Previously Took Part In The Infamous “Celery Man” Broadcast, A Paul Rudd-Led Digital Conditioning Operation Involving “Tayne,” “Nude Tayne,” “Nude Tayne With Hat,” “Tayne’s Hat Wiggling,” And Others That No Healthy Society Would Ever Permit To Be Sequenced On Public Networks! Investigators Are DEMANDING Answers About The Repeated Summoning Of “4D3D3D3,” The Unauthorized Tube Visuals, And The Disturbing Use Of Sensual Staircase Protocols To Lull Viewers Into A False Sense Of Security Before Exposing Them To Full-Spectrum Tayne Content! WHY Did Paul Rudd Ask “Can I Get A Hat Wobble” Unless He Already Knew The Ritual Was Underway? They Told You It Was A Sketch. They Told You It Was “Absurdist Comedy.” Meanwhile The American People Were Subjected To Raw Celery-Based PsyOps, Nude Digital PORNOGRAPHY, And Paul Rudd COMMITTING ADULTERY. The Pattern Is Hiding In Plain Sight!