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No longer on this platform. Find me over on Bluesky.

Gurrumbilbarra, Australia
Joined April 2009
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30000 posts and 15 years and I'm moving on… Every post in my Twitter/X feed is now right wing conspiracies and propaganda from fascists and conspiracy theorists. Find me over on Bluesky.
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Anybody who has ever bid for a government project knows that there’s no way any projects have been funded this quickly after the caretaker period.
In a cafe again... listening to these young guys talk about how wonderful all these 'large government projects are' that they've secured following the Labor victory. Tens of millions in public money. And about how they are 'well connected' with some left-wing media heavyweights. It's the socialist euphoria of 'riches' before the money runs out.
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Tristan Davey - tjdavey.bsky.social retweeted
You dirty lefties are too easy. Enjoy your weekend.
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Tristan Davey - tjdavey.bsky.social retweeted
Remember, they’re not just jailing George Santos. They’re jailing an American hero, a gay pioneer, an academic, a Wall Street financier, a Brazilian drag queen, a varsity athlete, someone called Anthony Devolder, a Broadway producer, an OnlyFans creator - next could be you
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As an Australian this tweet haunts me because I can't un-know it. They were literally just playing The Boy is Mine by Brandy and Monica in the supermarket. A song I haven't heard since… about 1999.
australia is the nation of the forgotten banger - it boldly asks: “would your experience at this service station be improved by usher’s ‘bad girl’?” and the answer is yes, of course it would
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I didn’t realise Gaga and Troye Sivan were doing a collab!
gaga doing a goofy 80s dance routine with a science class skeleton for 80s novelty halloween song. thank god.
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Does South East Queensland not have melioidosis?
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Tristan Davey - tjdavey.bsky.social retweeted
Believe in Ukraine. Stand with Ukraine. Glory to Ukraine!
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Okay @BOM_au, the lack of HTTPs support on your website is now impeding my ability to access critical information in this flood emergency. How is this not fixed yet?
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I’ve been looking to invest in a new FDM printer and had been basically sold on a @BambulabGlobal X1C, but with their most recent changes I’m now looking elsewhere. What else does everybody recommend? #3dprinting
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Tristan Davey - tjdavey.bsky.social retweeted
⚠️ Developers, please be careful when installing Homebrew. Google is serving sponsored links to a Homebrew site clone that has a cURL command to malware. The URL for this site is one letter different than the official site.
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It’s been 6 weeks since I was discharged from hospital and I’m still living on the high of over-hearing a nurse handover and being described as an “extremely pleasant and helpful patient”.
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Alright, where is Love Actually streaming this year? It’s that time of year again where I have to get unreasonably angry at Alan Rickman’s character.
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Why would I want to be on any other social network?
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Wait until these people find out how much map projections distort the apparent land areas of Europe and North America…
Super cliché, I know, but the China-centred map really changes the way you think about the world. The Pacific and US-China relations are at the centre of the world Europe becomes a minor peninsula of the Eurasian continent.
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Tristan Davey - tjdavey.bsky.social retweeted
twitter is undeniably getting worse every day and yet whenever someone announces they’re leaving i simply see that they are not a true sicko. staying is like being in the string quartet on the titanic but for some reason we’re playing hoobastank.
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We wonder why this chart looks like this…
You spread love in this world and they cage you up
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Tristan Davey - tjdavey.bsky.social retweeted
every time I go to a swe’s house, I steal their copy of DDIA to see how long it takes them to notice it’s missing. I’ve done this over 20 times and nobody’s caught on. That’s why the modern web is trash! Nobody reads this book, they just buy it and post it for clout.
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I’ve been ignoring the Wordpress drama this week, just checked back in on how things are going…
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Disappointed I still haven’t seen any Aussie transit influencers post a pic of the Sydney Trains’ Waratah 1v1 “cuckstoel” configuration… (Image credit to @wongmsrailpics)
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