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tessa

@twegss
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Joined January 2012
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
brittany loves Christ ★ ★ (@ilovemyugw) profile picturebrittany loves Christ ★ ★@ilovemyugwNov 6
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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4 paychecks left for the rest of the year… lemme stay TF inside for the rest of the year
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Looking for emergency pads in all my bags and all I’m finding is emergency edibles
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jham@bohojhamOct 27
every meal is $20
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HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE
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@VarietyOct 26
Chris Brown has been sentenced to eight months in prison (suspended for 12 months) in relation to a “vicious and unprovoked” attack at a London nightclub in 2023. In July, Brown pleaded guilty to a count of affray at London’s Southwark Crown Court for attacking a music producer with a tequila bottle on the head. variety.com/2026/music/globa…
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a diva is a female version of a hustler
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m@snflwrgldOct 19
i was on her side even when i thought she just did that randomly
B (@1ts_me_bambi) profile pictureB@1ts_me_bambiOct 19
Opened Instagram and I randomly saw the lady with the earring on her sleeve😭😭 crazy algorithm
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Life may be beating me blue and black, I may be broke but at least I’m not being forced to go to church this morning
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THIS WILL NEVER NOT SEND ME BC WHY WAS HE QUEEN LATIFAH
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ocho@ThenWeLayUpOct 4
lucki survived what kirk could not. that’s god
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Rent paid now I got 17 dollars to my name
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this happened to me at work but the lady had 300 BANDS in her CHECKING ACCCOUNT
cat (@blablacatt) profile picturecat@blablacattSep 22
moça abriu o banco na minha frente aq na padaria e tinha 40 mil na conta dela
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🍒@IRuleGames3Sep 9
football season starting which means less men at the gym
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DONALD TRUMP SEPTEMBER 28TH
😂😂😂 (@ragdollparties) profile picture😂😂😂@ragdollpartiesAug 25
Donald Trump September 28th.
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I have no one to talk to about the fact that the Appleton Bath & Body Works candle coupon lady graced my FYP, she had a glow up, AND she hates Trump. You go girl, glad you redirected some of that terrifying energy
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Me watching people my age afford a wedding while I'm still recovering financially from buying sunscreen.
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i’m lowkey tired of watching love island tbh it’s starting to feel like a chore
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Sometimes my brain will sing a n*cki lyric and then I remember
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Me after saying I didn’t wanna go
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Keegs@lordesghoulJun 26
There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me
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