ALT A document screenshot that reads: From the Desk of Commandante Fidel Catstro For Immediate Release: Get These Ladies Out of My House! Los Angeles, CA Bonded Mom (Ramona, ~7y/o, mostly white) and Daughter (Daria, ~6y/o, Tuxie) up for adoption! Preferably to a home where they will be the only animals and the children (if any) are not super young. My mama and sister have lived their entire lives at the shelter where I was adopted as a kitten in 2018. Earlier this year, my human servant (aka Humama) found out that they were still there and decided to foster them. News flash: I hate them. Being a dictator, I’m the only cat allowed in this house, and I have successfully driven them into one room seclusion (ugh, it’s my favorite room, too, so I can’t even go in there without supervision). The human servant will be punished properly for this transgression, but for now, please help me get them out of my house!

ALT A document screenshot that reads: I will admit: they are really sweet, and the human servant says that, unlike me, they have zero violence in them at all (pshht, that’s of no service to the Revolution). This makes them good victims for my abuse, but the human thinks I’m being mean. Humama has also been teaching them about receiving kisses (were there no kisses at the shelter?? A shame.) but they still have a lot to learn about being loved. Do you want to be the person to teach them? They’ve also never experienced bed cuddles, though the human servant thinks they would be prime bed-cuddlers. (Not on my watch!) Here’s a little about each of them:

ALT Daria, a Tuxie, and Ramona, a mostly white cat with a Marilyn Monroe mole, are cuddling on a chair

ALT Daria (a tuxie cat) has draped herself over Ramona (a mostly white cat with a Marilyn Monroe mole) as she lays on a chair. They both look at the camera hoping you will adopt them.