@turtle

Law school drop out, corporate tech lacky, surfer, traveler, dog & kitten dad. Always looking for an island in the sun. My Twitter handle isn't for sale.

 Manhattan, NY
Joined March 2007
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I really wish people would stop msging me about wanting and/or needing my Twitter handle. Almost at “car warranty” call levels here, guys. Come on now.
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If @AskeBay @eBay suspends ur account permanently they lie to you for several month while keeping ur $. Then when you complain to state authorities, they push out the hold to 180 days and then “send” YOUR $ to the state then have to go through that long process w/them @verge
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[1/2]So @eBay @AskeBay are basically stealing my money, permanently suspended my acct, and now I have no PS5 or $. How Can my funds be available for deposit, but you won’t deposit them for another 72 days?!? (It keeps changing too). @TheVerge
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Already king of the surf, why not dress the part in the water 😎👑🤴🏻 #KingOfBudContest
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Michael Fry@BigDirtyFry4 Oct 2021
People you went to school with logging in to their dormant Twitter account now that Instagrams down.
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I’m taking applications for my “Top 8” MySpace friends right now- just in case
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I’ve gotten so much done with the socials outages cleaned my whole house, and fed these dudes bugs! Maybe I don’t need it 🤔
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And that’s why I’m here now 😂 – at Long Beach, CA
Joyce Karam
@Joyce_Karam4 Oct 2021
Replying to @Joyce_Karam
Reports indicating Global outage. Twitter, imessage, signal still working
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Absolutely never gonna fuckin happen. Please take a long walk off a short pier. No ones Turtle but me 🖕🏼🤣 – at Long Beach, CA
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Unthinkable to imagine our own children in the middle of such a conflict and to be able speak so coherently.
Middle East Eye
@MiddleEastEye15 May 2021
"I don't know what to do." A 10-year-old Palestinian girl breaks down while talking to MEE after Israeli air strikes destroyed her neighbour's house, killing 8 children and 2 women #Gaza #Palestine #Israel

A 10-year-old Palestinian girl breaks down while talking to MEE

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How is this a McDouble, McDonald’s?! I was excited, hadn’t eaten all day after surfing. Lame 😒 #ThisIsWhyIDontEatYourFood @McDonalds – at Long Beach, CA
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One of the greatest vacays of my life. Many more surf trips to come. I’ll be back in October, Hawaii! Biggest Mahalo! 🤙🏼 – at Honolulu, HI
I copped THE shoes yesterday, and then within mins had giant offers from homies to buy them. So I sold them for several thousands more, because they weren’t my size anyways 🤷🏻‍♂️ They sold out in less than a min, so I get it. #Silverlinings
Please kindly fuck off. You’re gonna suck with any name. Having mine won’t change that 😂 So in case your a lil slow, that’s a big “FUCK NOOOOOO!” #CanIHaveYouHandle #GetALife #GrowTheFuckUp #YoureNotSpecial
Another one bites the dust! 🤣🤣🤣 #GrowUp #YouArentSpecial
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I wish I had the privilege to sit on the fence. In order for me to do that I would have to strip myself of my identity and that’s not something I can do. It’s not any of our places to pick apart claims of racism in order to make us to feel more comfortable. ❤️
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Don’t be this idiot. Learn to read a bio. It’s not rocket surgery. 😂
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