@turnerjer

Three finker. Ropeless homantic. Spampant roonerizer. - Trans Lives Matter. Black Lives Matter. - He/him. https://xitter.cf/t.co/kCl8tts4Dl

 Portland, Oregon, USA, Earth
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Joined June 2009
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Farewell Twitter. It's been... whatever. Onward to bluesky!!! bsky.app/profile/turner…
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What it’s like inside my brain: I fell off a lawful felafel waffle wall of awful offal! Okay, that took an hour but I did it. Now, how can I turn this discovery into a salable product?
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Great thread for folks who work in government.
Emily Galvin-Almanza@GalvinAlmanza17 Nov 2024
Replying to @GalvinAlmanza
Here, there are endless possibilities for action. The secretary who just doesn't have the keys to unlock the office yet, the staff who slow-roll paperwork, the legal team who sideline orders into review processes, every clerk who can individually hold things back 1%...
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As a person who operates in systems that are extremely authoritarian (prisons, jails, criminal courts) let me tell you that many of the systems in which we operate simply *do not care* about protest. As long as it costs them little, they can ignore it.
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I cannot stress enough what you're signing onto by staying on this site after tomorrow. This is just one piece of the new Terms of Service. You've agreed to let Musk SUE YOU FOR MONEY for violating the terms of service no one reads.
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Take your kids to see the national parks, before they are sold off to developers.
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It's fun to substitute 'cock and balls' for 'rock and roll' in, like, hundreds of songs.
baseball hater@ultragreatsord10 Nov 2024
Replying to @hausofdecline
i'll do that but with hard gay versions of songs. see if it's obvious what the regular song is. "i take those old dildos from the shelf/i go and sit on em all by myself/today's penis don't got the same soul/i like those old timey meaty poles"
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Replying to @turnerjer @hausofdecline
ah, so despite his obligations to the goblin nation, he keeps them from rising above their goblin station? keeps the lowest on a goblin plantation with skeletal guards courtesy of malign animation? he should take a goblin vacation to find some goblin patience.
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one time i was trying to write a rap from the point of view of an evil wizard and got "i got obligations to the goblin nations" stuck in my head for like a week
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline9 Nov 2024
Sometimes you get rhyming couplet stuck in your head. Ive been saying "gettin hectic/suckin Shrek dick" a lot to myself
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Replying to @POTUS46Archive
@POTUS Mr. President, Your whole life has been leading to this. America has seldom been this close to the precipice. If we don't change course, we will fall. And if America falls now, it will drag down most of the world. You just showed us who you are when you put your 1/
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block them. Evade them. Bob and weave. Attack with everything you've got. History has your back. There will never be another chance. If we don't stop them, they will take steps to ensure that their power is never threatened again. Whatever you can do that might wound them 6/
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weaken them, throw them off or slow them down. You have to do it. Please fight this last battle, Joe. Your whole life has been leading to this. Yours in trust, Jeremy
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I actually can't think of any good reasons *not* to call for a recount.
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you throw your little wish in the thing and some invisible guy you'll never know tells you you're doomed and you always were and it's your own fault and you're like yeah I knew that already
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