is waining daddy. i is not goin out in dis. but tomowwo i dwags u down da hill. to da park. so i can lie in da puddles. in da mud. again.

itz dinna time. daddy. i. is. hungwy. huwwy up.

daddy, i is here

Stop takin fotogwafs daddy. huwwy up an fwow da ball. i is waitin

come in da water an swim wiv me daddy. i pwomise i let you have a turn wiv da ball...

appawently yestaday was intunashnal dog day. i missed it. but dat's alwite. we can party today insted. an tomowwo. an i will ask da nice @jacindaardern lady. to make it a speshal holiday. i has my dukkie an is weddy to play.

dis bwown pupper fing. is sleepin on top. of me. i is vewwy considwate. an long suffwing.

here i is. at da beach. daddy here too, but takin da fotogwaf. so i duz dis fantastik pose.

Huwwy up daddy. stop takin fotogwafs. we has wabbits to look for.

i is happy. played chases an tug wiv daddy. an den daddy got me dis big ded leef fing. dat i wun about wiv. den i bites it up. hav to put up wiv de bwown pupper fing.

daddy is havin to look afta dis bwown pupper fing. it a bit of a pain. but i do my bit an play biting game wiv it.

daddy is baby sittin da tiny bwown puppy fing. i is not hundwed pursent happy wiv dis. it takin considawbal libertees...

i pwetty sure i left da ball awownd here.

i koncentwatin hard. daddy haz woast pawk. an kwaklin. an gwavy wiv veggeez.

i has lost da ball. where it gone? i findz it. it gone again. but in da end, i getz it.

daddy has a donut. i likes donut too. daddy wil save me sum. he alwayz duz. wiv kweem an jam. my favwit (akchally, evwyfing is my favwit)

i has a new dukkie. i luvs it. but old dukkie smells gud. dat's nuffin i kan't fiks wiv new dukkie.