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Minnesota, USA
Joined January 2017
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Keep Derek in your thoughts tonight fellas (via @DaniWex)
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A BIG THANK YOU to our legendary friend, @ElonMusk, for his incredible generosity in giving SpaceX Stock to millions of American children through TRUMP ACCOUNTS! This is exactly what was envisioned when we created TRUMP ACCOUNTS — Bringing together the GREAT PRIVATE SECTOR, Elon and so many more, to invest in our children, by far our greatest and most important asset, and give every American Child a piece of the American Dream. Thank you Elon! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Mom: When you get married and have your own house, you can do whatever you want. Not here ​Wife: You're not going to do whatever you want here. This isn't your mom's house
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Take it back, Minnesota. Our state is still worth fighting for.
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Turns out the future does have flying cars
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bye, bitch
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Will Reichard this season 14-14 FG 4-4 from 50+ 6-6 XP absolute NAILS
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WATCH: Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges says he is “horrified” by the alleged ISIS-inspired plot targeting the Mall of America. “I firmly believe the United States of America is the best country in the world,” Hodges said. “We’re not perfect, but this type of hatred for this country is something that I just don’t understand.”
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How is this not bigger than Watergate?!
Biden FBI tracked Melania and Barron Trump's travel - and even tapped Susie Wiles phone, documents show trib.al/bd61gqR
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4-0…. Got another dub for the good guys!! Not pretty… but we won’t complain about a dub! On to New Orleans 👀👀 nobody cares!
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Democrats have not elected a Republican to the MN Attorney General office since 1966. 60 years. Democrats have held the Governor's office in MN for 16 years. The longest stretch by one party in state history. One of our US Senate seats has been Democrat for 16 years. The other for 25 years. Minneapolis hasn't been run by Republicans since 1961. 65 years. St Paul has been governed by a Republican for only 6 years in the last 100. Democrats own every failure of the state. They own the deficit. They own the fraud. They own the growing crime rates. They own the decay.
Multiple messages submitted: Shots or shooting. Eden Prairie Minnetonka game postponed in 4th quarter. Smelled like gun powder and everyone had to evacuate. Police from all surrounding cities are flooding the area. ## Not official, we're checking for more information.
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Hey @SeanPayton , I hope you stub your toe later today.
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JAMEIS WINSTON COMING IN
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If your HVAC guy has a wrapped sprinter van and an iPad, you're going to overpay by about double.
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The new flag does not represent our state - we will NOT refer to it as a Minnesota flag. The flag represents all that is wrong with Tim Walz's admin. Repression of Minnesota, distrust of government, & most of all, colossal FRAUD. The new Governor of MN needs to remove this flag
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CNN Statement on White House access:
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“Love has no idea what to do!” - @PAOnTheMic Jordan Love is strip-sacked, the Vikings recover, and Minnesota takes over 1st & Goal! 💥 KFAN.com/listen
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America is unironically the greatest nation in all of human history
Hating America isn’t cool anymore, commie.
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The Vikings kick off 2026 in a massive way against the Green Bay Packers. RT for a chance to win Jordan Addison’s 2026 @Topps auto. Must be following @tlschwerz and @realmnsportsfan to be eligible.
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🚨 TODD BEAMER, UNITED 93 PHONE CALL: "LET'S ROLL" 🇺🇸 Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked. Lisa: I understand. Can they see you? Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake. Lisa: Your name? Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93. Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor. Lisa: Are you okay? Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again. Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true? Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan. Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call. Lisa: I promise. Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy. Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.) Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol. Todd: I understand. I’ll be back. Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot. Lisa: What are you going to do? Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out. Todd: Would you pray with me? [They pray the Lord’s Prayer.] Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Todd: God help me. Jesus help me. Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll. SOURCE: @SterlingMSnow
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