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La ciencia aún no logra determinar porque los hombres vivimos menos que las mujeres, bien raro…
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I’m so done with the paparazzi!
You can’t take my photo without my permission, bro!!
Monarch of the Meadow
The sun uncurls the newborn green,
And April breathes upon the loam;
Through split and spangled clover-sheen,
The monarch walks his silent home;
A massive strength in stillness bound,
Girt round with post and woven chain,
Where peace lies heavy on the ground,
And blossoms silver all the plain.
He lifts the dark, majestic head,
To test the currents of the breeze,
Where hawthorn blooms their incense shed
Among the hum of wakeful bees;
A quiet king of brawn and breath,
He draws the honeyed sweetness deep,
Unknowing of the sudden death
Of noon, or calm that will not keep.
Across the pale, dividing wire,A stranger strides in scarlet coat,
With gilded brass and tread of fire,
And brassy buttons at the throat;
The shadow falls, the kingdom breaks,
The trespass stirs the sovereign blood;
A slumbering, ancient wrath awakes
And thickens in a surging flood.
The broad flank heaves; the nostrils blow
A cloudy vapour on the air;
The horned forehead lowers low
Beneath the curls of matted hair;
Against the turf the black hoof tears,
Unearthing sod and shattered clay,
While grim the crimson eyeball glares
Upon the intruder in the way.
A start—a lurch—the heavy massIgnites to thunder, swift and blind;
The iron sinews shake the grass,
The flying turf is flung behind!
The inspector turns; the bright parade
Dissolves before that horned wrath,
And all his valour, reft and frayed,
Flees wild along the meadow path.
AI Assisted Poem
A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”
I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores.
A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs
“Your badge, show him your freaking BADGE!!”
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Please go to hell lmao, I would have died in the theater if this happened from a heart attack 😭😂🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀
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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious...
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just
roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll text her, just
to be sure." He texted,
“I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
His Mom responds,
“I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and
I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow. 😉
Love you!
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