Lineysdad. Soozihubby.

Minnesota
Joined March 2009
When @BillSimmons goes on vacation he gives up talking about sports and popular culture and sits in a cube looking at TPS reports.
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My @DIRECTVhelp went out; something bumped the satellite. Can’t get anyone to fix it for seven days. Sigh. Nine year customer and nine days without service that I’m not even credited for.
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Wow. Disney+ changed the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark...
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We asked people on Broadway to help us with our 2023 schedule release. 🤣 📺: 2023 Schedule Release on @nflnetwork
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After 14 years considering saying goodbye to @DollarShaveClub for changing their blades. Have a new pack in the mail but also have Harry’s in the mail. Any recommendations?
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If you are thinking of saying anything hateful about Ted Cruz today, tweet this instead
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Just left the Eagan @Chilis. My eight year old was in tears because of no more waffles. The staff got the old maker out and made him some from scratch so he’d have a good experience. Just awesome
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@Chilis you should give those cats a shout out for going above and beyond.
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fuck you to every company/website that makes me sign up to pay you money.
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know who didn't get raided by the FBI? the email lady
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Me: eight grand on a week at Disney world. We fly the Millenium Falcon. Kid: why isn’t @RobRiggle on the poster?
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I feel attacked
he’s a 5 but thinks he’s a 10. she’s a 10 but thinks she’s a 5. and now they’re married
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If you need a hose at @HomeDepot, do you visit the hosiery department? Do you ask a @hosier?
If you watch Top Chef on @bravotv backwards, it’s about a chef being accepted by their peers.
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Trygve Olsen retweeted
Aaron Rodgers and the Packers can still make it to the Super Bowl if Mike Pence has enough courage.
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2/2 THREAD: @MattressFirm @purple Never mind Mattress Firm's chat bot black hole - I'm trying to ask the question and the salespeople actively end the chat and say nobody's available. I'm trying to be a good guy about this but a significant sag over six months really is hurting.
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1/2 THREAD: really don't like using twitter to complain, but I need some help and accountability with @MattressFirm. I'm trying to file a warranty claim because my @purple mattress is sagging after six months. How am I supposed to share ONE picture of the entire support system?
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Not a single person has wished me a Happy Hondadays. Thanks Biden.
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Doing another Inbound Sales Office Hour next week with @trygveo. This time we'll have special guest, @M_3jr! Come with your sales questions and try to stump us #HubSpot #HubSpotAcademy #Sales #FreeEvent lnkd.in/dM5p4Uj2
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BREAKING: Donald Trump has reported our account for ‘impersonating’ Truth Social and Twitter blocked us unless we changed our display name. Guess what, Donnie! We still have the Twitter handle and there is nothing you can do about it!
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