scalp rinse for lovely hair. we also sell a bar soap that cures all disease.

Joined August 2023
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Would you wear the hat that steals other people’s hair or go to Turkey?
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We asked claude to make a machine that simulates what it's like to not care about your hair at all... It left us speechless... The future is here.
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頭皮、さわってみる? Want to feel my scalp? © 1996 BLOO Japan Co., Ltd.
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Scalp crisis detected. ▶ TRY BLOO LET HIM SUFFER B. Blooman would never choose option two.
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Activity that are good for keeping cortisol (stress btw) DOWN and happiness UP: - on computer having fun 💻 - buying stuff 💰 - sleeping in 🛌 - unemploy relaxing😍 - gym 💪 - NOT getting nag by BITCH wife 🔥 - bloo 🚿 Follow for more health tricks
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Benefits of licking your girlfriend/wife sweaty skin: 1: Primal diet ancestral grooming, she gets to skip the shower. 2: Tastes good, keeps you satiated between meal 3: Asserts dominance, alpha male behavior 4: Electrolyte
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If you are suffering hairloss, please get sleep. "ordinal logistic regression model showed a significant association between severe AGA and three sleep profiles, namely total sleep time ≤ 6 h [...] PSQI > 5 [...] STOP-BANG score ≥ 5"
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good to hear, miracle product btw defeated a lifelong bout with dry scalp issues for me
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Lukas (computer)🛡️
@SCHIZO_FREQSep 21
They sent me this scalp wash to try It's a really weird product category because my initial thought was: "Why would anyone need 'scalp wash' in the first place." I would never think to buy something like this The first time I used it was after I microneedled my scalp. I was sitting there in the shower like "God, wow, I have so much energy. I feel amazing about this scalp wash. Holy shit, I am so pumped right now" Later I learned the scalp wash has like half a gram of caffeine in it per dose. You don't normally absorb this, but because I microneedled right before using it I was basically injecting preworkout into my skull I've been informed this is not a normal effect of the product, and I was misusing it Aside from that, my scalp feels way looser. It's hard to describe, but if you feel the skin on the top of your head and try to pinch it or roll it around, and then feel the skin on your arm, they're clearly different. Arm-skin is way looser. After the scalp wash, the scalp skin felt way looser for me. Not the same as arm skin but much closer. I assume this means a reduction of scalp tension somehow? I'm not sure. A similar thing happens if you massage your scalp for a while too. One of those things that relieves a discomfort you probably have but aren't aware of Everything that decreases scalp tension also regrows hair to some extent - more bloodflow to the follicles, less inflammation, etc etc. It's not a lifechanging amount - look up studies on scalp perimeter botox or scalp massages if you want to see what might be a realistic upper limit. I won't pretend I noticed hair regrowth in a month, though. Not saying it won't happen, but I wasn't even checking because nothing grows your hair back in a month. It's just not enough time. If someone tells you otherwise they are almost certainly scamming Anyway, it's a fun product. I do wish there was more methylene blue dye in it, but it's probably good for your bathroom towels that there isn't. Not a sponsored post but they did send me the sample for free. I love free things so that probably biases me in favor of them, but I also love giving overly critical product reviews so you should only send me stuff if you're somewhat confident I'll actually like it
Our good friend @SCHIZO_FREQ tried bloo and it left his worldview permanently altered “All of this stuff makes your scalp feel really good ... I now think that a lot of problems people have in life are due to scalp tension.” We love you Lukas. He had a lot more to say about bloo scalp cleanser + bar soap in the full @PD_EXP episode. Check them out. (Disclaimer: bloo does not actually turn you blue)
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PSA from Mr. B. Blooman himself
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Do u want perfect hair ? u need to choose wisely or else something bad might happen to you...
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Replying to @trybloo
Blooed my scalp today. I feel lighter. I am literally breathing through my scalp.
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I’m gonna shill and not get paid a dime for it but I’ve been using bloo for a week and my curls are curlier and my wife won’t stop touching my hair
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If you're like me, then your hair is very fine grain and literally everything dries it out for days. Even typical post-wash conditioners always made it worse for me. The trick is preconditioning with coconut oil for 30-60 minutes, then washing it out with your preferred scalp wash product (there's only one that's good, pictured below). My hair is constantly tempting me to facedox, maybe some day.
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I #triedbloo today and I can confirm that it works very wonderfully! My hair is so shiny and light now! @trybloo I felt like a mad scientist when I was mixing the powder together with the water but it added to the experience
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YOU NEED TO DO THIS!
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Bloo is doing wonderful things to my hair.
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So it turns out that Bloo is, in fact, not a peptide and is actually a scalp wash. I wish that was more clearly explained so I could have avoided a lot of confusion. Anyways, this is how it feels to Bloo your scalp. You can use code GASLIGHT at checkout or you can use the link below.
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Tried BLOO and head feels nice But i did get some in my eyes now they're super bloodshot #WhiteRasta
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