@trumps_squirrel

●Trump is the circus peanut of candy● professional toupee● pan, NB feminist ♋● thanks to @figzet for making my avi●

 somewhere far away from Trump
Joined January 2016
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Aggressive positivity: be kind and accept yourself for who you are or I will do it for you
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Some people prefer pigeons over squirrels and I do not support your decision to be wrong. #squirrelarmy
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O no. A koch brother died. I am.. so sad at the news.
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I've figured it out lads, the meaning of life. It was right in front of our paws the whole time:
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The wig formerly known as Donald Trump retweeted
farha@shutyourhell24 Aug 2019
dudes will go to UCLA but when will U C your girl 😞
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Dick King-Smith HQ
@DickKingSmith22 Aug 2019
TIL: millipedes prance.
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Secret Squirrel@ssquirrel00724 Aug 2019
Replying to @trumps_squirrel
good squirrel
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The selfie📸 in front of that homan isn't worth it Lunch is waiting at home 🐿 🐿 – at Olympia, WA
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MoveOn@MoveOn14 Aug 2019
With over 100K signatures and counting, #TrumpTower in Manhattan could have a fancy new address. petitions.moveon.org/sign/re…
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Can I vote? No. Will that stop me from running around biting the hands of trump voters? Absolutely not.
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🎶she's a maniac, maaaaaniac oh oh oh🎶
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Nibbler & Chippy@ChippyNibbler19 Aug 2019
Nibbler thought Monday was cancelled so he went back to sleep. A short time later, he woke up refreshed. Now he is ready to face the day. Happy Monday! 😃 #squirrel #squirrels #nature #animals #MondayMorning
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Trump can't buy Greenland because I already did
Hooo boy just got to America and you people sure love to blast news about trump everywhere. Did I miss something?
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If you even TRY to feed me gluten free bread I will possum scream at you give me carbs
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Replying to @trumps_squirrel
Let’s just start a drums/only band. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🎶🥁🐿
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Oh wow the funeral service for Epstein is full of all the people who know his TRUE nature.. not the NASTY LIBS who spread FAKE NEWS
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I will personally fund a charity that feeds the squirrels of the world from the secret side businesses of the rich and call it Squirrelled Away
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Ahem! @trumps_squirrel, @Figzet, can we add a second drummer to the jam band? I’m totally down. 🥁🥁🎶😱🤯😂💗
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Rocky the Squirrel@SQRocky4 Aug 2019
Sunday Squirrel Shoutouts @PennySkwish @RamblingRatz @trumps_squirrel @LindaSunshine66 @ECOK_squirrels @OlmyCoon @ReevesLj @ambyrisu @_White_Squirrel @Janerette @HarveyWonderDog @poetrygooflet @PPricklepants @Nutty_Boom_Boom @ahrcanum @CheeeKpoucH @TheOnionMaid @way2snug
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