Spend my dole money on watching the Blues with a few cans of Tennents Super 🍺! Biggest blue in the history! UNITED 🔵⚪️🔵⚪️Parody

Winsford, England
Joined November 2016
Great snap of @scottytaylor24 applying pressure against @barntonfc 07/11/16. #gastricband
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CT 3 WU 1. Long through ball, Langley went for it, but CT striker was too quick & he slid the ball into the empty net.
No shock there, clueless that langley. #clangercentral wouldnt be surprised if congleton paid him. #allaboutthemoney xitter.cf/wufc_scores/status/910…
CT 4 WU 1. Long ball, not dealt with by Langley, CT striker walks the ball in.
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Joking aside, it's great to see @lango1984 back playing after he took one to the neck (shock) and apparently "lost his adams apple".
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Yeah you'd like to think so as well with the £80 a week that he's on (so he claims) #bigshot #poppadomwrists xitter.cf/winsfordunited/status/…
Congratulations to Blues MoM, Michael Langley, who was pivotal in today's clean sheet win over @AFCDarwen1
WE ARE GOING UP. PICTURES OF THE PRESENTATION TO FOLLOW.
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I see Michael 'bigtime all about the money' Langley has signed back for us again after being bombed by Runcorn. #bombsquad 💣@lango1984
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If anybody is wondering why @LouisJohnson9 hasn't played for a while, this is why... #999whatsyouremergency #lockedup
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Thank god that useless twat has gone to runcorn! Onwards and upwards. Save us a wedge on the wage bill! #bigtimecharlie #shite @lango1984
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Just look at this lad, what's worse his neck or his ears? Retweet for neck, favourite for ears! Ugly as sin! #facelikeadroppedlasagne
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No wonder he's shite then if you're his idol 💩 #groomed xitter.cf/jaseishappy/status/805…
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He left cos we're shit, he left cos were shiiiiiit, oh terry cain, he left cos were shit! @TezCain
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Don't think it will be long until @Jaseishappy is named among the likes of Barry Bennell and George Ormond 🤔 xitter.cf/jaseishappy/status/805…
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Quick shot of @scottytaylor24 as he starts on the bench for the blues 👀
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*MASSIVE flashback* Remember when ducky was actually a decent player?... Oh wait 🤔🙃 #flashbackfridays
Remember when @MylesWady thought he was good enough to play for the blues? 😂 #justashitemilanbaros #flashbackfridays
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Was this fella at crewe alex by any chance? xitter.cf/jaseishappy/status/803…
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Viva lee duckyyyyyyy, Viva lee duckyyyyyyy, Couldve won a cup But he fucked it up, Viva lee duckyyyy! ⚽️🏆
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Is it safe to say that @Ducko1981 is past it then? #hangyourbootsup
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