@trozodealgo

, fotógrafo, anarquista, dj y mentiroso // me quedé arriba pa q no me la cuenten // pendejo®

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Joined November 2013
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Me mistaking politeness for affection and desire for friendship
Restoring Your Faith in Humanity
@HumanityChadJul 19
A bear mistakes the vet's attempt to measure its body for a hug 🥹
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nonchalant@nonchalant_exe7h
This is why you should be able to squat 150kg at least because what if a baby elephant wants to ride your back and you don't have enough strength to pick it up. Couldn't be me.
Haberin Var Mı?
@HVMHaber20h
Ağırlığının farkında olmayan bebek fil, oynamak istediği adam onu taşıyamayınca hayal kırıklığına uğradı.
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Dani@y2konyaOct 13
Ah bueno genial y ahora el tercer impacto. Me cago en todo lo cagable
Christophe Suarez@suarezphotoOct 13
TLE / ELVES — near Barcelona Event: 2026-09-16 20h55:17Z 0.25x speed Observer: Christophe Suarez POV 43.340230, 6.694513 #orage #orages #TLE #redsprites #ELVES #suarezphoto
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cuando se te acerca un pug y tenés que aguantarte las ganas de decirle al dueño que es complice del maltrato animal por apoyar a una industria que los atrofia genéticamente y los condena a una vida de sufrimiento solo para complacer los caprichos estéticos de mierda que tiene
-@notaboutlove__Oct 12
cuando se te acerca un perro pug y tenés que fingir que te parece tierno y q no es un engendro q demuestra la inexistencia de dios
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Juliana Alia
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-@notaboutlove__Oct 12
cuando se te acerca un perro pug y tenés que fingir que te parece tierno y q no es un engendro q demuestra la inexistencia de dios
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말랭이@malrang_s_Oct 13
처음 맛본 바닷물이 너무 짰는지 콧잔등이 찌그러져 버렸어
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Maxwell@TolemustheGreyOct 12
Stealing candy from babies is actually hard. They scream very loud and the adults try to stop you.
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Florida woman
@stephanicciOct 11
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 11
The tiger that attacked a man who entered its enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park will not be euthanized, park officials confirm. (Via: @YorkshireWP)
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NO MAMES
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Here’s the finished Product
miles 🪽⭐️@michipapimilezOct 10
When You’re having drawing time with your friends
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Madison@madis_sinsOct 10
deep fry every one of your serotonergic terminals in just 72 hours with this one neat device
◍ h𖦹ley ◍@bugtron3Oct 10
It’s 2026 where’s the mdma vape
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tobi@tobiixeneizeOct 10
cuando ella te invita a hacer un disfraz juntos para la joda de halloween pero vos ya arreglaste con tu amigo para que vayan de secreto en la montaña
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phone, wallet, the generational curse, keys, vape
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Most people who discuss philosophy, particularly online, are not actually interested in getting at the truth or better understanding the World. They're interested in finding ever convoluted ways to flex their (often deeply misplaced) self-perceived intellectual superiority.
Jash Dholani | link in bio has my books!
@oldbooksguyOct 7
What philosophical opinion will get you like this?
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olive 🫧@quirkdupOct 8
you open this app and for .5 seconds you’re granted access to what might be the most fascinating sentence ever constructed in human history before the timeline refreshes and it’s lost forever
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pingu
@pingu4llOct 8
maybe the birds love looking at you too
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Orbis Tertius@_heral_fogOct 8
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ヒルノ@HLN_G_DeadmansOct 5
見て‼️キチガイ風車だよ‼️ 👆 👈😁👉 👇 🫵 🫵🫪🫵 🫵 まずい“認識”された逃げろ逃げろ逃げろ逃げ
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i never felt so close 2 ü.
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