@trozns

certified malewife

Joined May 2025
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A lot of people hate when mfs write Thor like this in those text slideshows but its my favorite fucking thing because calm down 😭
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if i was foggy i’d lick his wounds clean, suck on his titties and then bounce on it for 8 hours straight
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this picture
My vagina just slammed open! What a beautiful picture.
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hindi lahat ng pangarap ay kayang tapatan ng sistemang bulok.
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gen z wants to have sex with ushijima wakatoshi
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ayer fui a ver end game y una pibita cada q aparecía tony stark decía "mi papá"
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that feeling when you finish a show years later after it ended and join a fandom that’s retired n everybody has moved on so now you look schizophrenic
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spidey tomboy vs snoopy tomboy vs nailong tomboy
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they took these photos of each other btw
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I know what you are.
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daming bisita
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"eu amo muito os vingadores, queria muito fazer parte deles!!!" eu no primeiro dia que o tony viesse de piadinha sarcástica as 8 da manhã
"queria muito ser da batfamilia!! imagina que legal" eu no primeiro dia que qualquer acrobata vier de pirueta pra cima de mim
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mye retweeted
babaw lang talaga ng kaligayahan ko nyeche
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이 장면이 만약 토르1에 들어갔다면 내 인생 최고 영화가 됐을거야….. 왜냐하면 로키가 형을 사랑하다고 너무 잘 표현함 장난 많이치지만 착둥이 남동생인거 다시는 못봐………..
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cramming cycle ko: 1. binigyan ng activity 2. tatamaring gawin kasi matagal pa deadline 3. gagawin palang a day before the deadline 4. magrereklamo + sisisihin sarili bakit nag-cram 5. matatapos naman on time pero mare-realize na ‘di na dapat ulitin next time 6. repeat 1 to 5
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pa-billboard nyo nga sa nlex to next year tangina HAHAHAHAHHAHA
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jungkook sa iba: kalbo kalbo kalbo 🤣🫵🏻 pag kay taehyung: ih baby wag nga eh HQHAHAHAJAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
🐻 : Do you think I'd look good with a shaved head? 🐰: You're not going to go again (to the army) ! You're not going to go again !! THIS JUNGKOOK’S REACTION OMG 😭💔
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wanda and vision one of the only straight ships i love Bad cause that man does NOT play about her bro. literally in wandavision his only response after finding out what wanda was doing to the town AND him was “i need to find my wife”
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this is legit guys
🚨‼️ DOOMSDAY SCRIPT LEAKS: dr strange: "we gotta distract doom! someone, quick!" sam: "you ready bucky?" bucky: "born ready" sam and bucky start sloppily making out dr doom dies because he's homophobic the end
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