Every Hyperliquid maxi should know @Keisan_Crypto >Got 546,000 HYPE airdrop worth $45M today; his main wallet is named 'we love u jeff' >Wears the most expensive Hypurr ever sold, the $467,000 ghost knight, as his pfp >Hosted an X Space with former Barclays CEO Bob Diamond about his HYPE treasury company, now sitting on about $2.4B of HYPE >Ex investment banker who did private equity and a crypto hedge fund, now vibe-coding the Purrfolio wallet tracker >Ran 'Long HYPE & BTC | Short Garbage' vault, to a $5.2M peak TVL and $2.28M in profit >Grew up on World of Warcraft, Smash Bros, RuneScape, Warcraft 3, Counter-Strike, Halo and Dota. His verdict: OG WoW is undefeated

Fresh off the threadguy stream: @solanadoomer1 >Made $25.3M on Hyperliquid, all from his phone, and was No.1 PnL in September >Currently long $17.4M of PUMP and $13.4M of ZEC, with $7.8M of PUMP spot on top >Has a meteorology degree, works a day job at a crypto tax company, was top 8 in StarCraft 2's Masters league, and is now hooked on golf >Was about to go to sleep when TRUMP launched. Aped from bed and made $8.86M >Spent $60 on 200 ETH in the 2014 ICO, forgot the password, paid a hacker to unlock it, then lost it all on NFTs >Bought the 2013 Bitcoin top as a broke college student, then turned 0.1 BTC into 25 BTC on OKX in 2017 and lost it all in two days >Gives people money at random, because what comes around goes around

Think you know everything about @machibigbrother ? >Owned 10% of Yearn's token, a bag worth $260M at the 2021 top, but sold it early for only $50M >Went from +$45M to -$28M on Hyperliquid in a year, through nearly 500 liquidations, and still holds $147M of longs >Minted 120 Bored Apes for $30k, gave them to Jay Chou and Vitalik, and became the largest holder. At the 2022 top his Yuga bag was worth $70M >Raised $44M in a day for a memecoin named after his dog, then says he spent $40M buying back and burning 97% of supply >Lost $16M on Friendtech, then offered $1M to buy the whole company, but Paradigm never said yes >Rap star at 18, dot-com founder at 24, club owner, film producer, $2M in debt, founder of Asia's biggest livestreaming app, then CREAM Finance and DeFi whale >Now lives in a $25M Hollywood Hills house, invests on Shark Tank Taiwan and produces movie

Hyperliquid hidden gem is @mk4_lul >Was airdropped 719,966 HYPE, now worth $64M, after ranking 17th on the points leaderboard >Accidentally shorted $100M of gold, over half of open interest, then posted "Sweet mother of Satoshi, that was supposed to be a reduce-only order" >Currently holds one of the biggest NEAR longs, a $28M position already $15M in profit >Pivoted from RuneScape to crypto, still lists Varrock West Bank as his location, and says money is best learned in a game

Today’s spotlight: @cmsholdings >Started CMS in 2019 with $10M and no outside money, then made 217 investments and 63 exits worth nine figures, backing Solana, Avalanche and Pendle >Ran $24B through Circle's OTC desk, tracking the risk by hand in Google Sheets and quoting trades bigger than Circle itself over Skype >Lost money mining bitcoin in 2012, made it back arbitraging exchanges, and got hired by Kraken for being one of its biggest customers >Created and redeemed billions of dollars of Tether in 2017, driven by the spread between Bitfinex and Coinbase >Owns every hardware wallet and a triceratops fossil

Added @TaikiMaeda2 to Traderpedia: >Second-biggest PnL on Variational making $5.62M, while farming points that could be worth another $6M at TGE >Sold Hyperliquid airdrop for Fartcoin, citing its total addressable market: "everybody farts". The HYPE he sold is now worth $900,000 >Panic-sold his Zcash bag at the exact $300 bottom, then came back from his honeymoon and went all in; now calls $20,000 per ZEC realistic >Never knew his father, lost his mother in sixth grade, and was raised by his uncle while working in the family restaurant >Laid off in 2020, he played online poker with his COVID unemployment checks, made $50,000, then followed his poker friends into DeFi summer

This is insane! @GarrettBullish >Wallets tied to him bought 100,784 BTC in 2018 at $7,242, later worth over $10B >Shorted $1.1B of BTC and ETH on Hyperliquid 30 hours before Trump's China tariff post, and made $150M on the biggest liquidation day ever >Everyone was laughing at his $34M losing ZEC short until he posted his spot bag: $315M of ZEC bought at $437, about 1% of supply >Swapped $50M of stablecoins for AAVE in March 2026 and got back 327 tokens worth $38k, losing almost all of it due to slippage >From Boston University to China Construction Bank, Huobi, BitForex, IOTA and ETH staking: five cycles since 2013, and now runs a top-10 rising finance Substack newsletter