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Joined September 2018
Replying to @UberFacts
Time enjoyed is not time wasted
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Had a feeling DJ Moore wouldn’t play so I benched him cause I’m smart All of the chargers WRs were hurt so I put in Gadsden 0 anyway
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How is it that people don’t know it’s Philly that MHJ was traded to?
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Drake Maye imitating both me and my dog when I pretend to throw the ball to confuse him
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The one reason I could never leave New York
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What is Shedeur Sanders doing at practice that he’s not starting
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Why did Coleman turn and run into the defenders instead of taking it all the way to the corner???
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Are no analysts doing the “what you need to know from preseason so far” content? I’m not seeing any
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This is how I always read those Sleeper “interested” notifications. Like OH REALLY??? 😠
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I swear J.K. Rowling watched a game of American football once, and it totally ruined her idea of sports. She watched one persons completely unrelated unique skill decide the outcome of a an entire game making everything everyone did before it all for nothing.
Exhibit A why 50+ yard field goals should only be worth 3 points in fantasy football land. Give 60 an extra point if you want. Anything else is, excuse my language, dumb.
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Haven’t scene the Odyssey yet but one thing that worries me are the people praising it never show any cool scenes where as all the scenes shown by the people hating on it really do look bad. 😬
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Can we as a society stop with the fucking signature thing
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Trying to not be a hater on the walking dead spinoffs but Carol finding Daryl in Europe easier than I can find my wife in Walmart is something I just can’t get passed
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Insane that people are not only drafting Malik Willis but actually feel good about it
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They really standing on business
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People go to school for 12 years to just work at their parents deli 😕
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The Luther Burden being drafted over Odunze in every draft thing is insane.
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Serving these in jail would actually lower crime rate
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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So Isiah Likely leaves Baltimore and Mark Andrews becomes the cheapest he’s ever been?
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Got an orphan available Has all picks plus an extra 1st this year $50 dynasty SF Please retweet for exposure
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Patriots are about to be so much better but have such a worse record lol
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