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Darby

@troislastnames

Hockey player turned housewife. I like my books intellegent, jokes dirty, jewellery plentiful and kids sleeping. #yyc #SAHM

Joined April 2011
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In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.
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Back from Newfoundland, thought you should see this little bit of magic
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“Healthy zucchini brownies” Did you know that our lives are short & beautiful & someday they will find your bones & no one will be able to tell, from your skeleton, what sweetnesses you stole from yourself?
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This #OpeningCeremony has everything. Boats. Parkour. Accordians. A woman dressed as a croissant. More boats. Lady Gaga.
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Replying to @Macys
@Macys you have the worst international returns set up. All over your website it tells us to email, when I email it it’s undeliverable and provides a live chat and phone number option. When I phone and say “international return” it takes me to a carpet mailbox. Worst service.
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@Macys I’ve already been on hold for longer than I took me to process three returns with other companies. Is the person I finally get connected to actually going to be able to help me without having to transfer me? Unlikely!
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@Macys I just set up returns with three other companies and it was online and took 2mins to do the return and print the mailing label and attach it. Please do better!
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When did #WhereIsKateMiddleton turned into a musical 😩😫😭 now y’all just showing off at this point‼️‼️ Part 2 : the creativity is beyond insane 😌😵‍💫
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A timeline of events of the mysterious absence of Kate Middleton #KateMiddleton #KateGate Credit to the video owner
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When the NFL season is over they should invite Travis and Jason Kelce to host SNL together with musical guest Taylor Swift......
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Amidst all the commercialism, please remember the true meaning of Christmas: whacking your siblings on the head with cardboard wrapping paper tubes
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Happy Holidays everyone! Here is a Santa Claus from every province, from west to east and through the territories. 1. British Columbia
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Kelowna is on fire.
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When Jane Austen said she’d be miserable without a personal library, we FELT that 👏 🔗: bit.ly/3Yr6UBb
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DO NOT TRAVEL TO CANADA FOR THE ERAS TOUR ‼️🚨 it’s very cold and scary especially in november. you will get eaten by polar bears and you’ll have to ride on a moose to the stadium because we don’t have cars yet
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Justin Trudeau is suddenly single so to all those guys with the “Fuck Trudeau” flags on your pickup trucks, this is your chance.
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🚨We just heard the news: @KingCountyWA has officially declared this is Taylor Swift Week, ahead of her world tour stop in Seattle this weekend. #ErasTour
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This #PrideMonth, let's celebrate diversity and unity and spread love and acceptance. Together, we can make the world a kinder place for all. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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Tom Wambsgans, the First of His Name, King of Waystar Royco, Protector of ATN, Fucker of the Odd Peasant, Khaleesi of St. Paul Minnesota, Hater of the Ludicrously Capacious Bag, the Breaker of Greggs. #Succession #SuccesionHBO
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