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alex🍒

@trippyaleex
Joined February 2017
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lilie@miwiduosNov 4
ABORTIONS ON ME TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
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7rq
@gloccnimNov 4
me at work trying to be grateful that i have a job
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ros 🐈‍⬛@malfoyitNov 2
“do you wanna go to the cinema?”
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How it feels to get up during a movie to go to the bathroom
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Coming back from Chicago feeling fat as hell
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Safiya
@HeySafiyaOct 21
Me when my friends bring me around their friends 😭
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@TYRISPRINTOct 20
oh kim come get your 10s baby
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neya 🌷
@lilybilysilyOct 13
when you both call in sick to work to spend the day fucking and napping
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Saint!@outtamyhead21Oct 5
This video is genuinely killing me rn wtf 😭😭 xitter.cf/DrealMb/status/2106832…
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nyah@sweetenyahSep 30
every time I pay my credit card bill I’m like who tf is using my shit…it’s just me
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me in 2067 when my kids tell me shamar is dead
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Skipping lunch today
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ᥫ᭡@eyremoorsSep 25
a masterpiece of an ending
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I actually really likes resident evil lmao
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Im still so fucking bloated i feel like this rn
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How did Melanie get so skinny?
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Finding out the only coworker I get along with is on meth
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Drebae
@Drebae_Sep 13
Me and the 10 pounds I keep losing and gaining:
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That damn Apple pie wine has my head hurting 😫
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َ@syypteraSep 5
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