fluent in sarcasm/speaking with my hands. wanna-be-jingle singer. fan of the office, seinfeld, curb & it's always sunny references. **wee** bit of a germaphobe

toronto/mississauga/burlington
Joined April 2009
Norm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald premieres October 16. Directed by Judd Apatow. Built entirely from archival footage, personal photos, and rare home videos contributed by fans and friends, Norm tell his own story in his own voice.
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Using one of these bad boys today #iykyk #costco Yes, on a Saturday! Business centre is where it’s at!
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Hey now…
NJ drivers warned about an increase in horny deer on the prowl trib.al/Q8vXRwU
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It’s no one’s business but her own. Everyone else can keep their criticisms to themselves.
Hilary Swank has hit back at naysayers criticizing her becoming a mom again at age 52. ebx.sh/i0kmcR
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Considering?? For the love of the sport, get rid of the damn thing! It was nothing more than a suck up tactic! Embarrassing doesn’t even scratch the surface.
FIFA is considering scrapping its Peace Prize just one year after awarding its inaugural honor to President Donald Trump. Following backlash over the decision, FIFA’s 22-member social responsibility committee will review whether the award should continue, be reformed to exclude politicians, or be eliminated altogether, with a recommendation expected in December. via The Athletic 📷 Getty
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Does this scream #Florida for anyone else? #FBMP never disappoints
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Decisions were made, I guess?
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I’m…I’m not sure what to say. #FBMP can be a strange place sometimes. Also, I have questions. Many questions.
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Florida woman is fighting to keep her 6 foot 125 pound pet alligator ‘Rambo’ at her home in Lakeland Florida Mary Thorn says she’s trained him not to bite, but Florida wildlife officials are investigating because Rambo is now too large to legally live in a residential setting [via/ PBSDocumentaries]
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Tell me you’re feeling old without telling me you’re feeling old
🎶Wang Chung released ‘Everybody Have Fun Tonight’ 40 years ago, September 13, 1986
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#Florida is the state that keeps on giving. #Floridawoman
Florida woman hurls bucket of poop on hubby's 'mistress' in trailer-park stink: cops trib.al/GFWqI0T
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This should result in an automatic membership ban. #costco @costcocanada
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Some people’s kids! I mean really!
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T retweeted
Tim Curry, the legendary film and TV actor has died at 80 💔🕊️ tmz.com/2026/08/26/tim-curry…
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So my vanilla yogurt tasted and smelled off to me this morning. Might be time to start wearing glasses a little more often.
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