Oh man. He would really hate being ‘kidnapped’ from the palace. Just loathe it. Definitely wouldn’t go willingly and certainly wouldn’t have a bit of a grinding session with the criminal in the carriage.
Modern roommate Link:
-oversized sweatshirts with no bottoms
-extremely bad at Mario Kart
-totally letting you fuck his ass for practice and no other reason
-yes he needs to give you a blowjob under your desk while you’re in the video conference so just keep a straight face
...Well, mostly without worry.
That one guy’s wife showed up while he was plowing the prince on their dining room table...
The one good aspect of the calamity was people forgetting who he was over time.
Sure, he has royal looks and breeding still, but the lack of the royal family’s presence means he can get railed by common men without worry.
Look if you aggressively raise your kid to be sheltered from all contact and hammer them with the concept of loveless political marriage, don’t be shocked when he sneaks out to blow a guard or two.
Really?
He’ll need to sneak out, but if he promises...Well, he’ll be out shortly.
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