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trescal (unincorporated)

@trescal

secretary of low energy

 too much sunshine
Joined May 2008
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Hello to those I've met recently. Can't say I'm that interesting or accomplished, but in the words of noted DDR artist Pitbull, I'll try to have a good time 'til my time's up.
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tomie (@tomieinlove) profile picture
tomie
@tomieinloveNov 4
tpot 1 was crazy
Crémieux (@cremieuxrecueil) profile pictureCrémieux
@cremieuxrecueil8 Nov 2024
My actual prediction is not that you're going to get tired of winning. When TPOT runs the government (2025), you're going to honestly get so used to winning you don't even notice it anymore.
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ashley ray (@theashleyray) profile picture
ashley ray@theashleyrayNov 4
we can't do "it's not my job to educate you" this go around, woke 3.0 we are all volunteer teachers
Scott Colom (@scott_colom) profile pictureScott Colom
@scott_colomOct 31
I walked the Trump rally line to listen, not make assumptions. I talked with voters, asked questions and heard what matters to them. When I'm elected, I'll represent all 82 counties and every Mississippian, no matter who they voted for. That's what being your senator means. #MississippiMatters
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AmericanTruckSongs9 (@ethangach) profile picture
AmericanTruckSongs9
@ethangachNov 4
Halo composer Marty O'Donnell had Trump's backing in Nevada's 3rd Congressional district but was blown out by the incumbent in a victory 5x bigger than the one she eked out in 2024. Then her staff posted this after winning.
Susie Lee (@SusieLeeNV) profile pictureSusie Lee
@SusieLeeNVNov 4
Enjoy your retirement @MartyTheElder
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JordanGWrites@JordanGWritesNov 4
Greg Abbott, where he going Chuck?
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michael (@worstmichael) profile picture
michael@worstmichaelNov 4
Brewers World Series victory has evidently closed the portal to Hell opened by the Cubs 2016 title. Our long national nightmare is over
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Steven Godofsky@sgodofskOct 30
Cryptocurrency was invented by anarcho-capitalists to undermine government authority, and all it's ever done is prop up the North Korean regime at the expense of western hospitals.
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dom (@dearooz) profile picture
dom@dearoozOct 27
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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😇 (@turtlekiosk) profile picture
😇@turtlekioskOct 5
flight attendant: is anyone on this flight a lifelong dilettante? we need someone who just dabbles with a bit of everything right now
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Joseph Alessio (@alessio_joseph) profile picture
Joseph Alessio
@alessio_josephSep 27
a rogue openai agent broke into my freezer last night and ate an entire quart of ice cream
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Divine (@Divinsity) profile picture
Divine
@DivinsitySep 28
Eventually Apple is gonna run out of beautiful places in California to name their OS after, and in 2080 we'll have macOS Bakersfield
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Cartoons Hate Her! (@CartoonsHateHer) profile picture
Cartoons Hate Her!
@CartoonsHateHerSep 3
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Interesting AF (@interesting_aIl) profile pictureInteresting AF
@interesting_aIlSep 3
Sam Altman says an almond produced in California uses more water than 38,000 ChatGPT queries
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Adam (@adamthealright) profile picture
Adam
@adamthealrightAug 30
doctor: what brings you here today? me: my uber hahaha doctor: (writing in chart) autistic and not sexually active
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I-35 Virtual@I35V2Aug 28
I think we’ve been sleeping on Clear Lake, Iowa what a city
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Andrew Qu (@andrewqu) profile pictureAndrew Qu
@andrewquAug 27
I think we’ve all been sleeping on Paris what a city
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machine yearning engineer (@confusionm8trix) profile picture
machine yearning engineer
@confusionm8trixAug 14
cell phone… self own… they have played us for absolute fools
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one guy. maybe more (@documense) profile picture
one guy. maybe more@documenseAug 6
“lock in” ? no thanks . I am already “locked in” my own body as a prison that punishes me for being alive
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† lucia scarlet 🩸 (@luciascarlet) profile picture
† lucia scarlet 🩸
@luciascarletAug 5
I hate being old
Terenze (@terenzeyuen) profile pictureTerenze
@terenzeyuenAug 3
Still curious why the rooms at Apple Developer Center in Cupertino are named after animals 🐯
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lxlia@lxlyuhAug 1
do you want to hang out after twitter
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diana (@dianalokada) profile picture
diana
@dianalokadaAug 1
me going to a coffee shop: what if one book isnt enough? i should also bring my laptop.. and my ipad. just in case. me at the coffee shop: scrolling twitter on my phone for 3 hours
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaJul 20
just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward
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Amanda Deibert@amandadeibertJul 14
No fruits and veggies and we should all drink Diet Coke all day. Nature is healing itself
Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexJul 13
Doctors prescribed a 63 year-old woman 1.5 liters of Diet Coke a day after her Ozempic use contributed to a rare stomach mass. Two days later, her pain was gone, and the blockage had completely dissolved no surgery required; Diet Coke pulled off the miracle.
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