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@treekeeperBHC

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Joined April 2009
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they’re blasting j balvin at the sake bar in deep kyoto and this tastes like electric mushroom
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how can you not be romantic about baseball
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incredible sign to have on your home bathroom from noted queer ally lamelo ball
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Kyle Ingram (@SnapshotKyle) profile pictureKyle Ingram
@SnapshotKyleAug 5
A mover who’s helping LaMelo Ball relocate to Minnesota gives us a last look at his Charlotte penthouse 😮‍💨
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good lord get grayson allen off my team
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planning a trip to japan, anyone have recommendations?
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my subway take is stop putting candles in birthday desserts, wax is not an ingredient in that dish that’s gross
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put the fuckin trees in there forreal. I can’t afford courtside seats. Who cares if arod is sitting by finchy. let me tune in from my dark bedroom on my cherished big ass tv and see an nba game on an elite map. europe is kind of doing it anyway
Ball Don’t Lie (@Balldontlie) profile pictureBall Don’t Lie
@BalldontlieJun 7
Thoughts on Minnesota’s new home court design? 👀🏀 (via @Timberwolves)
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i don’t even recognize popular culture anymore. we need less grogu and more goku right? folks,,,
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causing accidents for the bug album @GRRLmusic
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skimming the first paragraph of this article and immediately doing this so i can dunk
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimesFeb 5
From @TheAthletic: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate. nyti.ms/4r10aaA
Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate

Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate

World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.

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at the walk for peace and everyone is mad the monks won’t stop dapping me up
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people are comparing this to the saquon reverse hurdle. am i losing my mind? i’m glad he’s having a good season and great scramble but this is scrappy sparkplug locker room guy nonsense
Overtime (@overtime) profile pictureOvertime
@overtime12 Oct 2025
Just give Baker Mayfield the MVP right now
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finally somebody is doing something about it. i can never be president now, i was gonna but then i decided this tweet was funny to me.
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i need to borrow some money
Bring a Trailer (@Bringatrailer) profile pictureBring a Trailer
@Bringatrailer17 Aug 2025
Sold: 1974 Volkswagen Thing for $30,333. bringatrailer.com/listing/19…
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When they talk about how you can use AI to generate movies you want to see based on a prompt? I did that and this is what came out.
Timothée Chalamet (@RealChalamet) profile pictureTimothée Chalamet
@RealChalamet13 Aug 2025
MARTY SUPREME CHRISTMAS
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Spent a long time sitting on old tracks. Time to set em free. This one is probably 12 years old. treekeeper.bandcamp.com/trac…
ERIC BELLINGER - CIRCLE OF LOVE [TREEKEEPER EDIT], by Treekeeper

ERIC BELLINGER - CIRCLE OF LOVE [TREEKEEPER EDIT], by Treekeeper

track by Treekeeper

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lmao local NC news talking about whether cooper flagg is coming back to school
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he’s pregnant
Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) profile pictureSoulja Boy
@souljaboy13 Feb 2025
Me and my brother @NickCannon got something special coming for yall soon 🎥 🔥
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unreleased track i made 10 years ago at the top of a wild mix from @brainstormwent on @NTSlive youtu.be/US9PvRvxvSw

DJ BRAINSTORM MIX FOR NTS 1-20-2025

Once a full time music producer, DJ Brainstorm now picks up the 1's...

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i probably tweeted this before but it should be legal to execute people who review restaurants online. oh your server forgot lemons on a 16 hour double with no break & now you’re trying to get them fired. I should at least be able to give you a wedgie & shoot you in the ass cheek
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