@trashcanpapi

manic pixie bean girl

 i love my man
Joined March 2016
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bells white@skelebells9h
#poopfail
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carl 🥦@NightlifeMingus11h
It’s probably good to spend hours reading the unfiltered thoughts of morons
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this is one of my favorite joke formats on this site
cianna@realslimsh4dyOct 19
They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful
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bigback@ch1ck3ntandoor121h
Convincing myself I am mentally sane and being positive
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Me reading Chinese people's sex tips in the waiting room at the dentist
Zian_qut@Gyattrizzler482Oct 16
How it feels to scroll on twitter in public
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Yung link@yunglinkkOct 20
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trashcanpapi 🫯@trashcanpapi14h
Dropped my evil ass cat off at the vet fingers crossed he comes back ball-less and flawless.
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Animalitos en aprietos.
@Animalesaprieto7h
cuando me dan instrucciones verbales y me disocio justo en la parte más importante.
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Victoria
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✧@northstardoll18h
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sara hinkley@boneysoups15h
love when hunter schaefer’s in the news because then I get to scroll and see a bunch of pictures of hunter schaefer
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my favourite video of all time bc u can see how the caretakers looked like if their animals made a wish to become human
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i contain multitudes@pluralbears13h
sucks so bad to spend ur childhood fantasizing about living a normal adult life, only to realize you'll never be normal and u are significantly socially delayed
elly@suzifumiOct 19
tricky part of adulthood is that i spent all my child and teenage years as an unperson who did nothing but sit in a room because i had no friends and my parents neglected me so i do not have the life experiences youre supposed to have that lets you function among other adults
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rio 🪲bug oomf@colligocritters10h
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 19
[Pointing at roadkill] This guy gets it
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✧@northstardoll20h
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHater12h
Sorry I'm late, I was hoping to die of natural causes.
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✧@northstardollOct 20
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🗝️@nymphejpg15h
every time i post my thoughts or feelings i think of this
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