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god: well, i have to send you to hell
me: why
god: you made fun of absolutely every person ever
me: nice sandals bro
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what if you walked up to a salad bar and like 6 salads were sitting there getting drunk
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[breakfast] sir how would you like you eggs?
me: it's 6am just smash them over my head i don't care
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The rabbit is escaping from the dog by taking breaks because the dog is a bit chubby. 😂
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Things that never happened-
1. A Tennessee mens Final Four
2. A Bama 15-0 season
3. This
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Drunken elephants really do exist, and their chaotic behavior is hilarious. Thanks to fermented marula fruit (which has an alcohol content similar to that of beer), these gentle giants end up getting drunk.
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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.
Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.
So, like any reasonable rapper would do…
He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.
And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.
And Afroman’s response?
He dropped ANOTHER music video.
In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”
They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.
And the best part?
A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.
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My therapist wants me to start coming in twice a week probably because I'm super interesting
Everyone should be following @MalcolmNance for the 411 on Iran. Get educated- that's the source.
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Prayers to Keith Olbermann having to watch the U.S. Men’s Hockey team win gold
Devastating day for him

















