First of his name, teller of dad jokes, slinger of cards, bane of ignorance.

Joined September 2012
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You’d think @FOXSports could maybe talk a little about the rookie hitting over 400 instead of a five inning dissertation on how bad Sasaki is.
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Got this back from PSA today. I miss the innovative design of the 90’s. @CardPurchaser
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Mr. Cub was born OTD in 1931. Repost for a chance to win this Ernie Banks game-used memorabilia card!
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⁦@FanaticsCollect⁩ why are you showing a PSA10 card being worth only $25 when a raw version of the card has never sold this low. In previous years of gold minted 10’s you are hard pressed to find any card this low. Stop screwing people over. ⁦@CardPurchaser⁩
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Mighta been too distracted by hanging that Offseason Natty Banner ⁦@TheDigitalDam⁩
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Wordle 200 3/6 🟩🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Watched Arcane over the weekend and the whole time was thinking it must suck being WOTC and watching someone else leave Prom with your date.
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What’s your favorite obsolete Magic card?
What's your favorite obsolete Magic card?
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Someone should have reminded Trump tonight before the debate that Biden wasn’t the president for the last 3.5 years. #debates2020
Don't bother with hitting mythic too often but this deck was too much fun 21-6 run. Deck thrashes field stuff. Tale's end may be my favorite card in historic. @arenadecklists @fireshoes #wehavesplintertwinathome
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Hour on chat with @centurylink and no one was able to tell me what my monthly data usage was. Tried to call instead but couldn’t hear the representative over the roosters crowing in the background. Wasted afternoon.
VIP Edition Double masters is just wrong on so many levels. First the name VIP conveys classist connotations, devious marketing on the pkg, and worst of all the pkg itself is extremely excessive waste. Feels like it needs its own infomercial. @wizards_magic
If god is omnipotent then why his followers so afraid some mere mortals are going to “ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD"
Remember that time they printed a set based around large creatures and included one of the most broken mechanics ever? Yeah Scourge was dumb.
Jolly Green Giant Yorvo attacks for 99 #edh running out of dice @TolarianCollege
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7-0 with doom fortold, deck handles anything creature based really well and goes 50-50 with uw, just avoid Simic ramp. Thanks @moctzal for the list. @ArenaDecklists
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