Buttah Bruce

Once Serena lets me go into the lids store again it’s over for y’all

Went from mcm (man crush Monday) to mcm (taz arnold) to mcm (mid century modern)

As much as I love bucket hats they’re just not practical for anyone. What happens when you have a smug face on with your kangol? You’re ruining the hat bro

Just saw a white boy in west village zip this up and that statement alone sounds like a push bar

Toggling between nba and random relics from early 2000s indie sleaze art aughts. I should be executed for high levels of swag.

You think they have kettlebells in heaven?

She scoot on my yang until I sharpe (For the blazer fans)

Toronto dudes most love cronuts

Fuck a thought leader I’m a thought dealer

I like to think Spike Jonze says his name in the exact same intonation as Mike Jones and uses it as an ad lib

A(ye) I want some slop(py) too (Ai can’t do this)

Yellow skin look like pee pee

She oceaned on my frank until I moon river

Happy squid day

We went from getting our bands up to getting our wedding bands up 💍 Amen

Just saw someone refer to Nantucket as Nan. Personally, I we should send them to war

Jarvis, more codeine in the sprite please

Love you cash cobain

Sometimes I’ll drink an electrolit and feel like I’m engineered to kill for the Mexican government. Anyone else?

When your homie starts saying you gotta see some assets his team cooked up that’s not your homie that’s a creative director and you need to run away

I said Addison Rae is tea to get my wife’s attention