Sorry ladies I’m already like a brother to someone else.
Joined July 2013
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Trapper Hackett retweeted
On paper, I’m in my 50’s & it’s really confusing…
In my head, I’m 35.
At a concert, I’m 25
After 10pm, I’m 72.
Getting up off the floor, I’m 93.
When someone makes me mad, I’m 2
BUT-
When an 80’s song comes on,
I’m 17, drunk in a field, & my mom thinks I’m at a sleepover
🤪
Trapper Hackett retweeted
Pat McAfee: "We certainly appreciate the hell out of the American military. And if you're not the United States of America and you hear that sound, your ass better run."
Rece Davis: "That's the one thing the two sides here can agree on, for sure."
Trapper Hackett retweeted
“What would you do if you got elected to Congress, Lauren?”
Lauren Boebert:
🚨#BREAKING: Rep. Lauren Boebert is accused in a sworn House ethics complaint of having lesbian affairs with 2 female staffers under her supervision.
Trapper Hackett retweeted
Ever since I was a child, I knew my biggest dream would be to increase shareholder value and meet or exceed my monthly KPI's.
Trapper Hackett retweeted
Section 131. Subject began making fun of police while holding a Long Drink (not sold in stadium). Ejected. #BTHOmissouristate
Trapper Hackett retweeted
You just had pancakes for breakfast. Your best friend is coming over to watch college football. There’s no school on Monday. Your parents don’t care how late you stay up. A perfect Labor Day weekend. You’re 41. It’s 2026.
Trapper Hackett retweeted
like two days ago a billionaire guy got arrested for trying to fuck a trailer park hooker
